Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 15: Men Who Are Drunk Are Actually Children! (Pseudo-End of Yoshihara Arc Part 1)

"That is your fault, so no matter what happens, it has nothing to do with us. Goodbye!" Gintoki looked at Tsukuyo and said. At the same time, he stood up and ran out the door.

Kawaki was the same, but the direction was the opposite of Gintoki. If Gintoki ran out the door, then Kawaki was ready to jump out of the window.

"You two calm down. At least let me tell you everything. It's not a big deal." Tsukuyo sighed and threw out two more Kunai, hitting the back of their heads.

"What do you mean it's not a big deal? Do you know what happens to this idiot when he drinks something else? I don't even dare to imagine it now! Just thinking about it makes me feel like a disaster film! Spare me; I really don't want to know anything~" Gintoki shouted helplessly.

"Do you mean it's all my fault? If you hadn't said that you wanted some wine, food, and women, nothing would have happened after that!" Kawaki shouted.

"If you hadn't entered that store, nothing would have happened. So it was your fault!" Gintoki retorted at Kawaki.

"It's not like I was willing to enter that store!" Kawaki shouted, then suddenly clapped his hands, "That's the fault of the aunt who pulled me in. It's all her fault!"

"Well, now that the case has been solved, it's all the fault of that aunt. The criminal has been found, so I'll take my leave first, Miss Officer." With that, Gintoki bowed to Tsukuyo and turned to leave.

"Enough, you two! Can you hear me out first?"

Finally, once again, Kawaki and Gintoki sat opposite Tsukuyo. However, the previous time was different. Both of their bodies were tied with several Kunai.

"Well, I want to ask, how is that old man Housen?" Kawaki raised his hand and asked in a low voice.

"Finished," Tsukuyo replied.

Hearing this, Kawaki and Gintoki were instantly petrified. After a long time, the two of them finally reacted. At the same time, they turned their heads to each other and constantly communicated through their eyes.

Kawaki: Finished? What does it mean? Has this novel been completed? Who did it? Did the author not inform me about this protagonist at all?"

Gintoki: It must be that, ah, that, the finale is to get the bento. But that old man must secretly take an appearance fee somewhere, eating pork chop and drinking beer. I don't know how happy he is. Finally, even if this is not the Gintama crew, I am the main character! Remember it clearly for me!

Kawaki: I can't imagine it at all! Didn't he really finish in his own life? Has he got his bento? Wasn't his life really over? ! ! ! Also, I am the protagonist!

Gintoki: Certainly not, don't worry! That old man is called the Night King! Surely it won't be done so easily! However, the lower body may be killed first.

Kawaki: Even the lower body is not good! It's not a second in every sense! Isn't he still the Night King after the lower body is finished? ! Although he has indeed reached that age.

"Whether it's his life or his lower body, they've all been finished at the same time." Tsukuyo couldn't help but remind them.

Kawaki: Did you hear that? She said that the old man's life and lower body had both been finished simultaneously! Hey! That means he died! He definitely died! Also, why could she tell what we were thinking?

Gintoki: Don't panic! He just got off work! He will be on the work again after eighteen years! Not only his life but even his lower body will definitely be at work again!

"Enough, you two! Hey!" Tsukuyo was really impressed by these two idiots.

Hearing this, Kawaki and Gintoki instantly stopped looking at each other.

"Let me introduce you first. This is Hinowa, Yoshiwara's [Sun]!" After Tsukuyo finished speaking, Hinowa smiled at Kawaki and Gintoki.

"Hey, Gintoki, the people in this place seem to have problems with their brains.

She said that the woman is [Sun] oh, isn't the sun is the round thing in the sky? "Kawaki whispered into Gintoki's ear.

"It must be that kind of setting. Isn't it something like the ancient myths saying that the sun is a Golden Crow or something like that? Maybe that woman is the true form of the Golden Crow or something like that." Gintoki also explained in a low voice.

"So this is the setting of this novel? The author did not explain at all." Kawaki continued to speak in a low voice.

"Isn't this setting very common in China? Although it is a light novel, when you open the light novel channel at the starting point, most of the works that are ranked in the top are fantasy or something like that." Just as Gintoki finished speaking, he heard Hinowa laugh.

"The two of you are really interesting people." Hinowa said with a smile, "But there is one thing that is right. From now on, Yoshiwara's sun is also the round, shining, warm thing in the sky."

"Finally, I would like to say thank you to the two of you for that old man. You had so much fun with him at the end of his day."

Hearing this, Kawaki and Gintoki's faces darkened, and they turned to look at their buttocks at the same time.

"It's not that "fun", you two idiots!" Tsukuyo instantly kicked the two of them over.

"He is the Night King! What kind of fun will it be? Can you explain it clearly? This will easily make people misunderstand!" Kawaki said loudly as he got up.

"For example, three drunk men singing together with bare arms, dancing and dancing together with [Beep]. Then, they would hold the World's First Martial Arts Competition. During the process of the World's First Martial Arts Competition, Housen would say from time to time, [young man doesn't talk about martial arts ethics], [Lightning Five Strikes], [doesn't know how to adjust hair], [careless... ] and other words that they couldn't understand. Then, the three of them held their weapons and fired into the sky. They poked a hole in the sky and climbed out of the hole. They stood at the hole entrance and compared who peed further..." Tsukuyo snapped his fingers and chattered on.

"Don't... Don't say anymore!" Gintoki was completely confused, "Just pretend that nothing happened. Isn't that right, Kawaki?" After saying that, Gintoki laughed. After laughing, he whistled because of his guilty conscience.

"You're right, Gintoki. How could your weapon stab a hole in the sky? It's completely impossible! Although I joked before that the Night King had anti-tank cannons installed on his body. It was just a joke, right, Gintoki? Haha." Kawaki smiled guiltily.

"No, you really poked a hole. If you don't believe me, go take a look."

Hearing Tsukuyo say this, Kawaki and Gintoki pushed and shoved to the window. When they looked up, they saw the thick "ceiling" that covered the entire Yoshiwara. There was actually a huge hole. The sunlight shone through the hole.

"Gintoki, there was a hole there, right?" Kawaki pointed at the hole in the sky and laughed.

"Yes, you are right. There was a hole there." Gintoki nodded and said.

"How long are you two going to escape from reality?"

Kawaki and Gintoki instantly imagined a scene. Three big men stood bare on the roof, laughing and shooting at the sky while Gintoki laughed and applauded like an idiot

"Sumimasen!" Kawaki and Gintoki both turned around simultaneously, knelt down, and shouted.

(TL note: When Japanese people say SUMIMASEN, they often bow in appreciation or apology. The angle reflects the depth of the emotion.)

"No need. To us, you two saved the entire Yoshiwara. Besides, playing with him so much in his last moments, he was really like a child at that time. Of course, he became an ordinary old man again in the end. Thank you." Hinowa smiled and said softly. After that, Tsukuyo looked at the two of them and pushed Hinowa out

"Hey, have you had enough fun? We haven't seen each other for so many years, and you are still a fool." Gintoki looked out of the window, but his words were for the idiots in a certain room.

"Same to you, aren't you still an idiot?" Kawaki couldn't help but laugh.

"In the end, you were actually sober from drunkenness at that time, Kawaki?"

"Who knows..." Kawaki said softly as he lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling.

Dividing line

"Boy, you are not Kamui, are you?" Housen snorted as he lay at the hole entrance.

"I've never heard of that kind of name before." Kawaki was also lying at the hole entrance while panting slightly, "Are you happy, old man?"

"Hahaha, I'm happy. It's really been a long, long time since I've been this happy. No, I've never been this happy before." Housen laughed and said. But when he turned around, he saw that Kawaki had already begun to sleep, and Gintoki was sleeping even more soundly than Kawaki.

"Hahahaha, it's really rare to be happy. Even when the sun shone on my body, I didn't feel any pain. I only felt warm. It's so beautiful, the sun." Housen said with emotion.

Then, Housen kicked both Kawaki and Gintoki from the hole. "This kick will be your punishment for teasing this old man. Moreover, the final reward of this party is a beautiful sun. Let this old man enjoy it alone!"

[Foreign Voice]: So this is how the injuries of the two came about?

"I understand, you who hate the sun more than anyone else and you who want to touch it more than anyone else. Both are the real you." It was unknown when Hinowa had been pushed here by Tsukuyo.

Hinowa gently opened the umbrella in her hand, covering the dazzling sunlight for Housen.

"Hinowa?" Seeing the person who came, Housen smiled softly.

"I have always wanted you to see the blue sky and the beautiful sun. I told you, I will definitely make you reconcile with the sun. I always knew that no matter how much you bluff or what terrible things you do, you are not a terrifying person like the Night King in the rumor. You just want to sleep under the sun like an ordinary old grandpa. It was just a small request, but for this reason, such a stupid flower street was built."

As she spoke, Hinowa's tears dripped down, dripping onto Housen's face.

"Maybe, but I really don't regret it now. Whether it is the high and mighty sun or you, it is so incredible and beautiful in my eye. I didn't expect it to be in this way... Those two brats are really incredible men, but... This is enough. Finally, tell the stinky boy who accompanied me to go crazy. Yoshiwara will be handed over to him."

After saying that, Housen laughed again. At the same time, Housen's body began to be scorched by the scorching sun, leaving wounds on his body. However, Housen didn't feel pain. Instead, he was looking forward to sleeping under the sun for a little while.

"Have a good dream..."

([Foreign Voice]: So, what happened to the Night King in the end?

[A certain author]: Don't ask. If you ask, you will be killed.

[Foreign Voice]: ...)