Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 143: Fighting Instinct (Benizakura Sword Part 3)

Gintoki, "Then why don't we play rock-paper-scissors?"

Kawaki, "Don't act shamelessly!"

The next moment, the two of them separated from each other and posed to play rock-paper-scissors.

"What are these two doing?" Shinpachi retorted expressionlessly.

[The rock-paper-scissors game determines the opponent's ownership, just like a lion fighting for the right to a mate.]

It was written on the wooden board Elizabeth held up.

"No, I always feel that it is not the case..."

"Scissors, rock, paper!" Gintoki and Kawaki shouted at the same time and stretched out their hands.

"Alright! I won!" Kawaki said casually as he extended the scissors. Then, he turned around to leave.

"Don't joke around! Isn't the rule saying that whoever wins will stay behind to cover the rear?" Gintoki roared. At the same time, he reached out and placed his hand on Kawaki's shoulder.

"There was no such rule at all just now, right?" Kawaki retorted.

"Then we'll start anew! Whoever wins will stay behind to cover the rear!" Gintoki shouted through gritted teeth. At the same time, he looked at Shinpachi who was at the side, "Shinpachi, you will be the referee!"

"Eh? Me?"

"Then let's do it again!" Kawaki gritted his teeth and said. At the same time, he looked at Okada, who was left to the side, "Don't worry, let the two of us fight first!"

"Scissors, rock, paper!"

This time, Kawaki still used scissors, while Gintoki used stone.

"Alright!" Kawaki gave himself a thumbs up and then patted Gintoki on the shoulder, "Then I'll leave it to you!"

After that, Kawaki was really ready to slip away.

Gintoki lowered his head and said again with a dark face, "Three... three rounds, two wins!"

"Are you done yet?" Kawaki turned around and scolded.

"Both of you are the same!" Shinpachi could not help but shout, and then pointed to Okada who was left on the side, "The other party is also very embarrassed! You two are enough, okay?"

"Then tell me, who are you going to fight with!"

Gintoki and Kawaki, who were fighting each other, turned their heads at the same time and shouted at Okada.

"In my opinion, they are all the same~ They are all so delicious~"

"Hey, Gintoki, don't you think that person is becoming more and more abnormal? He looks more and more like a clown pedophile next door!" Kawaki whispered into Gintoki's ear.

Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"Then why don't we go together, I just want to measure how far my quality is from the two of you in the legend..."

"Um, isn't it a bit inappropriate to take out something like that now?" Kawaki raised his hand and asked.

"I also feel that although there are no pedestrians on the road now, I still feel that it is not good..." Gintoki propped up his chin and muttered.

"How could it be inappropriate?" Okada's expression began to become ferocious, "This kind of night where there is no one is the most suitable!"

"Since you said so, then..." As he spoke, Kawaki looked at Gintoki.

After thinking for two seconds.

Gintoki nodded.

Then, Kawaki and Gintoki reached out their hands to the zipper of their pants at the same time.

"What are you guys doing?" Shinpachi got up and kicked the two people to the ground. At the same time, he shouted, "What are you trying to expose here!"

"He said he wanted to compete with "measure"." Kawaki got up and explained helplessly.

"That's not what he meant at all!" Shinpachi retorted loudly.

"Isn't a man's [divice] referring to [Beep]? Isn't the so-called [quantity] supposed to be the length?" Gintoki explained as he got up.

"It doesn't mean that at all!" Shinpachi cursed as his veins popped out.

"Shinpachi is right!" Kawaki nodded. At the same time, he looked at Okada and suggested, "Well, let's go to the public toilet to compete. It's really not good in this place."

"That's not what I meant at all!" Shinpachi said frantically, "It's not about changing places!"

"So long-winded! Then what do you think we should do?" Gintoki said impatiently.

"Why don't the two of you come at me together?" Okada's face had already turned ashen. Of course, no matter who it was, they would be angered to the point of having the same expression as Okada.

Then, Kawaki and Gintoki saw Okada's body tremble slightly. Immediately after, countless tentacles that were like wires drilled out of Okada's body and tightly wrapped around every part of his body. His limbs and body seemed to be covered in a layer of armor, and his entire body was a bit taller than before.

The sword in Okada's hand also became a bit wider, and his whole body emitted a strange pink color.

"That is..." Gintoki muttered.

"Actually, you are right. I can not compare to Katsura by myself, but... didn't I say it before? It is [We]!" As he spoke, Okada, who had already transformed into a monster, rushed over at an extremely fast speed. That speed had already exceeded the limits of what a human could do.

"Wow!" Gintoki had no time to dodge, so he could only use both hands to block the impact with his wooden sword.

As for Kawaki, he chose to send Shinpachi and Elizabeth away from the battlefield the moment Okada rushed over. Of course, the method of sending them away was very simple and crude. He sent them flying with a kick.

"What is this?" Gintoki asked as he gritted his teeth to resist.

"Oh, my, I thought you knew." Okada pretended to be puzzled and then replied, "This is Benizakura ~ I just lent my body."

"This...is this the truth about Benizakura?!" Gintoki gritted his teeth and muttered.

"Gintoki, do you need help?" Kawaki, who was standing at the side, asked.

"Stop joking! Of course, it is..."

Before Gintoki could finish, Kawaki nodded and said to himself, "So you don't need to. Then you should have said so earlier. You made me stand here for the whole day."

After saying that, Kawaki tactfully took a few steps back and stood in front of Shinpachi and Elizabeth who had just stood up from the ground. Of course, this was also invisible protection.

"Don't misinterpret other people's intentions!" Gintoki shouted and used all his strength to force Okada back a small step.

It was also this small step that bought Gintoki enough space and time to move. Without hesitation, Gintoki instantly rushed to the left side of Okada.

'The position just now was too dangerous. There was no space to move. If I still stayed in the same place, I would definitely lose!' Before Gintoki could finish thinking, his body had already taken the initiative to attack. The wooden sword in his hand stabbed straight at the left side of Okada's chest.

Ding!!

Okada's arm instantly swung down in a twisted position that ordinary people could not do. Benizakura's sword body was just enough to block the tip of the wooden sword.

"Did you aim at my heart just now? If I let you succeed, it would really be dangerous. Are you angry? Are you angry because I killed Katsura? You don't need to explain. Your killing intent was completely captured by me..." Okada said to himself.

"How many times have I said it? Zura will never lose to someone like you!"

After failing to hit him, Gintoki did not hesitate and instantly retreated a few steps.

However, Okada did not intend to let Gintoki off just like that. He stretched out his left hand, and countless tentacle-like things instantly caught up with him.

'So fast!' Gintoki thought to himself. Before he had time to think, he instantly swung his blade a few times, cutting off those tentacles that were approaching him.

"So didn't I say it? It's [We]!" Okada's voice sounded behind Gintoki, and then...

Boom!!

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi shouted loudly.

"Be quiet, you will only distract him." Kawaki glanced at Shinpachi and said, "And don't underestimate him too much."

"But..." Before Shinpachi could finish, he saw the dust retreat, and Gintoki was still standing there.

At the last moment, Gintoki had no time to turn around and could only stab back with the wooden sword.

Lake Toya wooden sword and Benizakura sword were facing each other, and the two swords were trembling.

"That's amazing, to actually be able to keep up with this speed... But..." Okada's playful voice sounded, and at the same time, countless tentacles quickly rushed toward Gintoki.

Swish!

Gintoki did not hesitate. In a flash, he jumped to the top of Okada's head. With one hand holding Lake Toya, the other hand pressed against the top of Lake Toya's hilt and stabbed straight down.

However, he still did not succeed. Okada's hand holding Benizakura actually extended! Moreover, it was still extending at an extremely fast speed. Benizakura then swept toward Gintoki.

Fortunately, Gintoki reacted. He instantly jumped down and retreated a few steps back to the wooden bridge at the side. Otherwise, that slash would have definitely cut Gintoki in half.

"It seems that your fighting instincts have not been fully activated." Okada said, and once again rushed to Gintoki who had just landed, "Although it is a pity, please die!"

'So fast!!' Even Gintoki, who had already grasped this kind of speed, still felt astounded. He did not have time to think and used both hands holding Lake Toya to resist.

In the next moment, the two forces met.

Boom!!

The entire wooden bridge was blasted into a large hole by Benizakura's power, and Gintoki also fell down.

"How strange. Hey, aren't you supposed to be stronger?" Okada, who was standing at the hole, pretended to be puzzled and asked, "You've already gone through many moves. Have you really forgotten all the fighting instincts hidden in your body?"

"It's so strange. Hey, is that thing of yours really a sword?" Gintoki looked at Okada and said sarcastically, "There is also that strange power, speed, and that random swordsmanship..."

"Is it very familiar?" Okada interrupted Gintoki and continued, "How is it compared to the monster that threw away the sword? I really want to hear your comments. At that time, I also invited Katsura to comment on it, but he didn't seem to have the chance to open his mouth~"

"Oh? Hahahaha, I understand." Gintoki couldn't help but laugh, "Are you imitating Kawaki? Strange power plus that random swordsmanship. Hey, Kawaki, this person is your fan! He likes to imitate you!"