Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 136: Soap Bubbles Are Equal to an Illusory Dream?

"Tsk." Tatsumi spat disdainfully, then loosened her tie for Gintoki, "Hurry up and go."

In fact, from the conversation just now, Tatsumi already understood that this idiot in front of her was not some arsonist.

"You still have such an attitude when you caught the wrong person," Gintoki stood up and stretched his neck, "You should be grateful that I don't file a complaint."

"There's no need to have a good attitude towards someone like you!" Tatsumi replied loudly.

"En," Kawaki nodded with his hands crossed, "It's only good for society to capture this kind of trash that can be recycled as combustible trash!"

"How much better do you think you are than me?" Gintoki cursed.

"At the very least, I am definitely stronger than you in terms of the classification of trash!" Kawaki replied decisively.

"Is that so?" Gintoki said disdainfully, "Then what kind of trash do you think your game disc belongs to?"

"It can be recycled!" Kawaki replied decisively.

"No way!" Tatsumi complained.

"Why not? After repackaging, it can be re-sold as second-hand discs. This is re-employment in a sense!" Kawaki retorted, "All the trash can be recycled! If they don't want to be recycled, they are just lazy! They don't want to be used twice!"

"No! All the trash is combustible trash! I don't understand why they can be burnt or not. Why can't they be burned? Isn't it just that they don't want to be burned? They can actually be burned! Everyone is just lazy!" Gintoki retorted decisively.

"Both of you are about the same!" Tatsumi cursed. She stood up and picked up two books about the classification of trash from the book stand and stuffed them into their hands, "Go back and take a good look!"

"No! I have to respect my will!" Kawaki replied.

"Me too!" Gintoki echoed.

"You guys..." Tatsumi was just about to scold the two idiots in front of her, but suddenly an alarm sounded along with the broadcast.

[There was a fire at the tofu shop in 3-chome and the source of the fire was the garbage dump next to the shop. Please hurry to the scene! ]

Then, several burly men rushed out of the room.

The one-eyed Mediterranean leader was stunned when he saw Tatsumi talking to Gintoki and Kawaki, "You... have grown up..."

"What the hell are you thinking in your bald head!" Tatsumi cursed.

"Have a good chat with me tonight. The so-called girl is like this!" As he spoke, the one-eyed uncle gave Tatsumi a thumbs up and then quickly rushed out.

...

"It's all your fault. I was misunderstood!" Tatsumi stood at the door and swore at Gintoki and Kawaki.

"It doesn't matter!" Kawaki comforted, "Don't think that Gintoki is so casual. But you are indeed not the type that he likes, and you are not the type that I like either! Don't worry!"

Gintoki nodded.

"Hey, you two are really rude!" Tatsumi scolded, but then sighed and looked at Gintoki, "I have already contacted your family. Your family will come to pick you up soon."

"Huh?" Gintoki touched the back of his head casually.

"Don't do such unnecessary things."

"Sorry," Tatsumi said apologetically, "It's all because I made a mistake and made you so miserable."

"You don't have to mind this. I have also polluted your eyes with dirty scenes. It can be considered equal," Gintoki replied.

Kawaki nodded in agreement.

"After you came here, you only talked about your crotch, right?" Tatsumi shouted with veins popping out, but then chuckled, "What a strange guy."

After saying that, Tatsumi walked in a direction.

"Hey, hey, where are you going?" Gintoki shouted.

"Of course, it's to catch the arsonist. I won't give in just like that!" Tatsumi replied without turning her head.

"It's a guy who is not afraid of suffering." Gintoki reminded casually, "Maybe it will disappear in the wind like soap bubbles."

"Nonsense! My goal is to become the number one firefighter in Edo! I won't lose to that group of men, nor will I lose to the arsonist!" Tatsumi stopped and said sternly. Then, she walked forward without looking back...

"What a good momentum!" Kawaki muttered as he looked at Tatsumi's back that was getting further and further away.

Just as he finished speaking, two kunai suddenly shot out from behind Kawaki, accurately stabbing the back of Kawaki's head. Kawaki then fell to the ground...

At this time, Gintoki turned his head and looked into the distance. This time, it was Kagura rushing over with a flying kick. Gintoki then was kicked to the ground.

However, Kagura did not intend to let go of Gintoki just like that. She kicked and scolded while crying, "You disappointing son! Did you come to this place to play with fire again? I don't remember raising a son like you!"

At this moment, Kawaki finally stood up and pulled out the kunai on the back of his head. He glanced at Kagura who was currently hammering Gintoki, then at Shinpachi and Tsukuyo who was beside him.

"What's going on?" Kawaki asked expressionlessly.

"After Kagura received the call, she sent a message to Tsukuyo-san..." Shinpachi explained, then quickly stopped Kagura, who was addicted to hammering Gintoki, "Stop it! Kagura-chan! He will be beaten to death by you! He will really be beaten to death!"

"Woo woo... Men are really like soap bubbles. I am really pitiful..." Kagura complains with a weeping voice, "You are really exactly the same as your dead father, woo woo..."

"Kagura-chan, where did you learn this line from..." Kawaki asked. His head was full of black lines.

"The city that never sleeps: Edo Hacchobori: 24 hours," Kagura explained with a small face raised, "It's a quote from "Battle of the Pickpocket vs. The G-men-aru.!"

"Quote your head! If you remember this kind of thing all day, you can't become an outstanding adult!" Gintoki and Kawaki shouted at the same time.

"And you! Why did you throw kunai at the back of someone else's head without saying anything!" Kawaki rolled his eyes and complained to Tsukuyo, "It's really rude!"

"You are the same! What else do you have besides causing trouble every day?" Tsukuyo scolded.

"This matter has nothing to do with me!" Kawaki roared.

"Men are all the same. In order to avoid responsibility, they will say this-aru! Tsukki, you have to be careful." Kagura looked at Tsukuyo and reminded her.

"Enough!" Kawaki roared.

"What is that in Kawaki-san's hand?" At this time, Shinpachi looked at the garbage classification book in Kawaki's hand and asked.

"Oh, this." Kawaki handed the book to Shinpachi, "It seems to be about the garbage classification. It's yours. Anyway, I'm too lazy to remember this kind of thing."

"Speaking of which, the garbage classification has become more and more strict recently," Shinpachi looked at the book in his hand and sighed with emotion, "There are some that even I have to compare with the book to figure out."

"Right?" Gintoki took over the conversation, "All the garbage is obviously combustible trash!"

"This person is really not good for society at all..." Shinpachi said expressionlessly.

"But today's weather is really good! It's a day suitable for eating barbecue!" Kawaki looked at the big sun and sighed with emotion, "Alright! I've decided! I'll treat you to barbecue today!"

"Great!!" Kagura and Shinpachi instantly cheered.

Looking at the excited Shinpachi and Kagura, Gintoki was conflicted for a long time. In the end, he stood up and walked in another direction.

"You guys go ahead. I'm not in the mood," Gintoki waved his hand and said.

"This person is not normal today..." Shinpachi ridiculed, "Normally, even if we don't bring him along, he will still follow us..."

"It can't be..." Kagura looked at Gintoki's back, "Could it be that his brain has been fried-aru?"

"No, he just went to catch the arsonist..." Kawaki explained.

"Arsonist? Is it a mission commission?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.

"No, it's just that the habit of meddling in other people's business is acting up again..." Kawaki casually replied.

"Is there any danger?" Shinpachi asked.

"Don't worry," Kawaki said casually while waving his hand, "That guy is famous for his tough life. He is completely different from a soap bubble that can be broken with a poke."

...

"I already said that he will be fine," Kawaki said impatiently, "Do you have to worry to this extent?"

In the end, Kawaki, who could not persuade Shinpachi and Kagura, could only take the two people to the street to find Gintoki. Tsukuyo, on the other hand, instructed Kawaki a few words before returning to Yoshiwara.

"We are Yorozuya! The president secretly ran off to pick up a living or something... How can this kind of thing be allowed!" Shinpachi replied, then looked at Kagura who was eating takoyaki while walking beside him, "Don't you agree, Kagura-chan?"

"Agree your head! You four-eyed! I can't even eat barbecue anymore-aru!" Kagura scolded, "Anyway, it's the kind of job that can't get money, right?"

"Where did that idiot run off to? We almost turned the entire Kabukicho around." Kawaki complained, "Could it be that I was wrong? That guy didn't come to catch the arsonist at all but went to play pachinko?"

"That won't happen! Between pachinko, that guy will definitely choose to barbecue!" Shinpachi retorted, "And according to my investigation, the arsonist must be in Kabukicho!"

"Maybe it's not to play pachinko, but to find a young lady to practice the body fusion skill?" Kawaki continued, "I'm embarrassed to explain this to you, so Gintoki might have left."

"In your impression, is Gin-san that kind of person?" Shinpachi curled his lips and said.

However, just as he finished retorting, Shinpachi turned around and found Gintoki sitting on the trash can on the side of the alley.

There was also a girl in the trash can. It was Tatsumi.

"Ah, as expected, it really is a body fusion skill..." Shinpachi muttered, and then spat and decisively turned to leave.

"Gintoki, no matter what, don't play like this on the streets." Kawaki sighed, "Forget it, I will explain it to Kagura-chan and Shinpachi. This kind of adult world also exists!"

After saying that, Kawaki dragged Kagura and Shinpachi and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute! Did you misunderstand something?" Gintoki and Tatsumi quickly shouted.

"I'm going to stay at little uncle's place for the next few days. You're too disgusting, Gin-chan!" Kagura spat out a mouthful of saliva and said.

"Listen to people explain, you bastards!" Gintoki stood up and kicked the three people, and scolded them.