Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 133: The So-Called Idols Are Actually No Different From Ordinary People!

"It's true. I haven't seen her since just now." Toshiro asked, "Where did she go?"

"Don't look for her. The girl disappeared without a word. She must have gone to poop!" Kondo said, "Don't worry about her. It's because of this that you are not popular with women!"

"Is that so? Then I know the reason why you are not popular with women."

Just as Toshiro finished speaking, he saw Shinpachi tugging at Kondo's collar and shouting, "Don't be rude! Otsuu-chan doesn't know how to fart or poop! It's all In the form of cute eggs! Like a quail!!"

"Do you think you can protect her innocent image by saying that?" Kondo retorted with a black face, "It will only make people feel even more disgusted! Idol can fart and poop! You have to face reality!"

"Then admit that my sister can fart!"

"Of course! I have already accepted this kind of thing!" Kondo said with a matter-of-fact expression, "It's just pink smoke!"

"I said that the one who is most unwilling to face reality is you!" Shinpachi shouted again.

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"These two people are already hopeless..." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.

"You're right-aru..." Kagura replied.

"I think so too..." Just as Toshiro finished speaking, he heard his phone ring.

"Oh, Yamazaki. I'm very busy now. I'll hang up now." With that, Toshiro hung up the phone.

"Speaking of which, I really didn't see that little brother Virgin." Kawaki looked at Toshiro in confusion.

"Police work," Toshiro replied casually.

"Oh, it's Yamazaki. He is indeed investigating the case of consecutive women abduction." At this time, Sogo walked over with madao and said, "He said he wanted Otsuu's signature."

"Don't worry, I've signed it for him," Toshiro replied casually, but the next moment... "I say, that's enough! Why are you still holding that kind of uncle!"

"I just feel that it is unexpectedly useful," Sogo picked up the whip and lashed it twice on the ground. A strange blush appeared on madao's face...

"It really is an M..." Kawaki said with a black face.

"Because it is a madao, so it must be an M-aru. Moreover, the sunglasses originally looks like an M, so it must be an M!" Kagura replied decisively.

"Enough you two," Kawaki said while separating Shinpachi and Kondo who were arguing wildly, "Don't argue over such meaningless things anymore!"

"How can it be meaningless!" Shinpachi retorted, "This person is insulting Otsuu-chan! What would you do if your favorite idol was insulted? Ah, you don't seem to have any idol you like..."

"I can't tolerate the woman I like being talked about like that! Even if it's Otae, I can't forgive him!" Kondo retorted.

"Then why don't we just go and observe?" Kawaki suggested, "Will it fart or poop? Can't we just observe it ourselves?"

"Hey, this person casually said something incredible." Toshiro, who was at the side, was a little speechless, "It seems that he is guiding the two of them on the path of perverts..."

"This kind of thing..." Shinpachi blushed and twisted.

"That makes sense!" Kondo had a serious expression on his face, but anyone could tell that he was very excited, "Next time, I'll hide in the toilet at Otae's home..."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Otae rushing over at an extremely fast speed from afar.

"Otae-chan!" Kondo shouted excitedly. The next moment...

"Go to hell! You perverted gorilla!" Otae waved the shopping bag in her hand and directly smashed it on Kondo's face. The latter was directly sent flying after receiving a blow. Two streams of blood kept flowing from his nose, but Otae did not intend to let Kondo go...

"Sister, why are you here..." Looking at Otae who was punching Kondo, Shinpachi was puzzled.

"Ah, Shin-chan." Otae stood up and instantly switched to a smiling expression, "It's just that someone suddenly felt as if some pervert was plotting something to me, so I chase after that perverted aura. It's not a big deal."

"Isn't this a big deal" Shinpachi ridiculed, "Telepathy? And what kind of aura is a perverted aura!"

"Come to think of it, what are you doing here? Are you working?" Otae continued.

"Yes. It's a job entrusted by Otsuu-chan. I have to help Shinsengumi improve their image today!" Shinpachi nodded quickly.

"If that's the case, then I won't disturb your work," Otae said with a smile, and then looked at Kawaki, "Oh, so Kawaki-san is here too?"

"Ahahahaha," Looking at the smiling Otae, Kawaki felt a chill on his back, "I was just passing by..."

"Passing by?" Otae was puzzled, but then she seemed to suddenly think of something, "Ah, it's already this time. I have to go home and cook. Come home with Shin-chan for dinner tonight. I've always wanted to thank you."

As she spoke, Otae narrow her eyes and show the bag full of eggs in her hand.

"What kind of thanks is this? Sister, are you trying to murder?" Shinpachi retorted with an expressionless face.

"Huh? What did you say?"

"Ah, he didn't say anything!" Kawaki hurriedly came out to mediate, "If there's a chance, I'll definitely try Miss Otae's cooking. But I really don't have time today..."

"That's a pity..." Otae revealed a look of regret and then looked at Shinpachi, "But Shin-chan must go home to eat today. Sister is going to try out a new egg dish today. Kagura-chan, come along too."

Kagura / Shinpachi, "..."

After that, Otae smiled and greeted everyone again.

"Kawaki-san... save me..." Shinpachi looked at Kawaki.

"This kind of thing... I can't do anything about it. You should also give some face to your own sister's cooking," Kawaki replied, "Of course, if you were to be hospitalized later, I would definitely bring some fruits to visit."

"Right, how can I not give face to my sister's cooking as a brother?" said Kondo, who had stood up at some point in time, "Then why don't you let me, your brother-in-law, accompany you?"

"This person is really hopeless..." Sogo and Toshiro chimed in at the same time.

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"Come to think of it, that Otsuu-chan went to the toilet for too long..." Kawaki asked casually, "Could it be constipation?"

"How could it be!" Shinpachi roared.

"Girls are like this," Kondo nodded and replied, "Every time they go to the toilet, it takes a long time. It was the same when they went to the social meetup. They said they were going to the toilet, but they didn't come out even after the meetup ended."

'You were just dumped...' Everyone thought.

"Vice Captain! I found it! There!" a member of Shinsengumi shouted.

"Over there?" Toshiro looked in the direction that Shinsengumi pointed. On a large screen...

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The screen:

"Everyone! Do you really think that Shinsengumi is worthy of the existence of maintaining peace in Edo? Everyone! They are weak and only know how to spend a lot of tax money! The evidence is that we easily captured their Chief for a day in front of them!"

At Iboji Temple, a Jouishishi group called Tengu Party was shouting at Shinsengumi through the big screen. Behind the fully armed terrorist were Otsuu-chan and a group of girls tied up.

"The girls and Terakado Tsuu here are the best evidence to prove their incompetence!" The leader continued to shout, "This world is rotting! Let us change it! We will wait for you in the Iboji Temple! If you want to save these girls, come!"

"Is this also in your schedule?" Kawaki pointed to the big screen and asked curiously, "Like a fire drill?"

"How is that possible!" Toshiro scolded, then looked at the group of Shinsengumi members, "Hurry up and go over! This kind of thing happened in front of us, this time Shinsengumi is really finished! Hurry up and save her!"

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Iboji Temple.

"Currently, the ones occupying the Iboji Temple are the terrorist known as the "Tengu Party". It has been proven that the recent series of women abduction incidents were done by them!"

"Miss Terakado Tsuu, the popular idol who will be Chief of Shinsengumi for a day has also been taken as a hostage. Now, all the hostages have been brought to this site. The terrorist request is to release all the terrorists arrested by Shinsengumi and ask Shinsengumi to announce disbandment."

"If these two conditions are not met, they say that they will kill all the hostages. How will Shinsengumi respond to this? We will pay further attention to the future movements!"

Reporter Hanano was talking to the camera, and behind Hanano was a group of onlookers and several media.

Reporter Hanano had just finished speaking when she heard the sound of a car braking. Hanano took the opportunity to look over, "Here! Shinsengumi is here!"

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"With such a thing happening, how are you going to take responsibility?" A group of media instantly surrounded the bus that Shinsengumi had rented.

"Please say a few words!"

"Kondo-san, Otsuu-chan was kidnapped in front of you, right? Didn't you notice?"

"They asked Shinsengumi to disband. What are you going to do?"

Looking at the countless microphones in front of him, Kondo only felt irritated, so he simply ignored them. He led the group of Shinsengumi members away from the reporters and rushed to the bottom of Iboji Temple.

"Don't go! Kondo-san! Aren't you going to say something?" The group of reporters did not intend to let Kondo go, but the next moment, Gintoki got off the bus.

The eyes of the reporters instantly fell on Gintoki.