Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 130: The Next Notice and the Number of Words Are Completely Different!

Finally, under Kawaki's insistence and Okaasan's nagging, Kawaki sent Okaasan to the train station late at night, and Kawaki also got a reward - a box of boiled pumpkins.

...

Takamagahara.

"Wait, we didn't order such a thing," Looking at the smiling Hachiro who put a box of pumpkins on the table, the two young ladies who were leaning against Kyoshiro were unhappy, "And what are you laughing at? It's really disgusting."

"This is a special service!" Hachiro replied with a smile.

At this time, Kyoshiro finally reacted and realized that this was a gift his mother left for him before she left.

"How could Kyoshiro possibly eat this kind of boiled pumpkin?" A young lady said.

...

After sending off the last two guests, Kyoshiro sat in the empty hall and looked at the boiled pumpkin on the table. He then opened the letter under the lunch box.

[For Hachiro:

First of all, the way you use chopsticks is still wrong. Didn't I tell you many times to change it? I was very concerned about it, but fortunately, Mom has re-demonstrated it many times for you to see. Did you take a good look at it?

Of course, don't make any chirping sounds when you eat. Mom, I am very anxious.

Finally, although there are many details I don't understand. Mom feels very good when I see you live so happily. No matter what happens, you are the son that mom is proud of. ---- Mom.]

In the end, in the empty hall, Kyoshiro finished the box of pumpkins with tears streaming down his face.

...

Yoshiwara.

Tsukuyo stood in the corridor and looked at Kawaki, who had just returned to Yoshiwara, "Where's your game?"

"Ah! I forgot!" Kawaki finally reacted, but then smiled, "It's okay. I'll go to that son's shop next time to get it."

"Son? What are you talking about?" Tsukuyo asked doubtfully, "Also, what is in that box of yours?"

"This," Kawaki looked at the box in his hand and smiled, "This is a rare delicacy. Do you want to try it?"

"No, no need." Tsukuyo decisively refused.

"Really? It's really a very rare dish." Kawaki continued to tempt Tsukuyo, "This is the best dish in the world!"

"How can there be such a thing!" Tsukuyo retorted, "And when did you start researching food!"

"Everyone is a gourmet!" Kawaki retorted without hesitation.

Finally, under Kawaki's temptation and encouragement, the two of them sat on the roof and finished the box of slightly cold boiled pumpkins under the moonlight...

"Don't you hate sweets?" Tsukuyo asked as she looked at Kawaki, who was lying on the side and staring at the sky.

"I have never said such words," Kawaki replied casually, "It's fine if you eat it once in a while."

"You..." Tsukuyo still wanted to say something, but she found that Kawaki was already snoring, "What an incredible man.

He invited a lady to eat, but in the end, he fell asleep alone."

(Male host's first part, finished.)

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Kawaki wiped the blood that splattered on his face, then glanced at Gintoki and Katsura who were fighting with Amanto, and said softly.

"Takaji," said Kawaki, looking at Takasugi who was leaning on the side with an indifferent face, "I have already made a promise with a man who has died."

"It doesn't matter if I can't use a sword to protect them. At the very least, I can use this tattered umbrella to block a few drops of rain or sadness for them. That is enough!"

Takasugi laughed. His laughter grew louder and louder until he finally said, "What nonsense are you talking about? What agreement? You are still as naive as ever. Who are they? Gintoki? Zura?"

"No." Kawaki shook his head and said. Then he turned to look at Gintoki and Katsura who were fighting in a bloody battle.

"Disgusting, so disgusting that it makes me want to vomit... So, please go to hell..." As Takasugi spoke, he had already arrived behind Kawaki. He gently pulled out his sword and stabbed it toward Kawaki's heart.

However...

"Takasugi!!" Gintoki and Katsura shouted at the same time and pushed Takasugi's sword away...

[A Certain Author]: Cut! Alright, you can stop now; that's it.

[Foreign Voice]: Hey What the hell is going on? What the hell is going on with such a hot-blooded scene?

A Certain Author]: It's just a forewarning of "Maybe a Fake Gintama" incoming chapter, a preview of the Benizakura Arc!

[Foreign Voice]: Is there a need for such things in novels?

[A Certain Author]: At least let the readers be prepared, right? So that's it!

[Foreign Voice]: If that's the case, then the next chapter is the Benizakura Arc?

[A Certain Author]: No.

[Foreign Voice]: Didn't you still put the trailer here? ! This is completely a fraud! I've heard of the complete fraud, but I've never heard of the preview fraud! You are simply thinking about increasing the number of words!

[A Certain Author]: How can the preview be said just to increase the number of words?! So, readers on the other side of the screen, please stay tuned! "Benizakura Arc Chapter!".

[Foreign Voice]: I am xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

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Yoshiwara.

"Hey, hey, what an amazing man. Sogo-kun has made a contribution again." Kawaki looked at the newspaper in his hand and murmured, "It seems that I have to congratulate him."

As he spoke, Kawaki took out his mobile phone, write a congratulatory message, and sent it to Sogo.

"Merits? Who?" Tsukuyo glanced curiously at the newspaper in Kawaki's hand and saw a big title on the right - [Merits? Shinsengumi has caused trouble again! It is no longer a valid reason to make over-handling incidents one after another!] Under the title was Okita Sogo, who carried a rocket launcher and faced the camera.

"How is this meritorious service! It is clearly tearing down the house!" Tsukuyo ridiculed, "Speaking of which, when did you get to know Shinsengumi? How did you become friends?"

"Men always become friends unknowingly!" Kawaki said sharply, "Also, it's always understandable to demolish a house or two to catch criminals. After all, no criminals are honestly waiting for you to catch them, right?"

"Last time it was the son of that ghost father, this time it is Shinsengumi's First Division Captain... The friends you said are more amazing than the other~" Tsukuyo sneered.

"Haha, there's no other way." Kawaki scratched the back of his head, "A man like me is very attractive. After all, even I can't find my own shortcomings."

"At least you have some shame, okay?" Tsukuyo retorted.

"I got it," Kawaki nodded in agreement, "So you're saying that I'm still too conservative? Sure enough, even Tsukki thinks that I'm a perfect man? Hahahahaha..."

"No one said that!" Tsukuyo roared.

DIDIDIDI...

"Oh, Sogo-kun replied," Kawaki held his mobile phone and said, "What an amazing man. it seems that in order to celebrate Sogo-kun's meritorious service, he used a small portion of V-shaped bangs mayonnaise purchase fund to invite the Edo No. 1 idol, Otsuu-chan. He also invited us to watch the performance. Sogo-kun is so polite."

"I don't understand at all!" Tsukuyo scolded.

"It means that he invited us to watch the show," Kawaki said casually, "Although I am not interested in any idol. Since Sogo-kun invited me with great hospitality, it is a bit unreasonable not to go..."

"I didn't see it at all! That thing about invited you with great hospitality, bastard!" Tsukuyo cursed after reading the message.

...

The next day.

"That's it! Our city has invited our idol singer, Otsuu-chan, to be the director for one day! This is to improve our image!" Kondo stood in front of the group of Shinsengumi members and shouted.

On the right side of Kondo was Otsuu-chan, who was wearing Shinsengumi's uniform, and the group of Shinsengumi members looked at Otsuu-chan in front of them like a bunch of idiots.

"Listen up! Don't mess around with me today!" Kondo raised his voice by eight degrees, "Also, be respectful to Otsuu-chan, ah no, to the director! And learn how to win people's hearts!"

"Wow! It's the real Otsuu-chan!"

The group of Shinsengumi members did not listen to Kondo at all. They raised the white paper and pen that were prepared for Otsuu-chan to sign and rushed over with cheers.

"You bunch of bastards!" Kondo cursed angrily. He stood up and gave a big fist to the leading Shinsengumi member who rushed over, "Just now, I told you not to mess around. You guys started to make trouble for me first. How can this be?"

"I'm really sorry, Director. My education was a failure. That's why they got so excited so easily. I'm sorry..." Kondo's tone changed. He turned around and smiled at Otsuu-chan. However, the big pink signature on his back instantly betrayed him.

"Bastard, didn't you get the signature first" A group of Shinsengumi kicked Kondo over and scolded him.

"How do you explain this uniform?"

"I will wear this signature for the rest of my life! As long as I am still alive!" Kondo shouted, protecting the signature behind him.

"Ah, the morale has really improved a lot," Sogo said from the side.

"That's right. I didn't expect that even Shinsengumi would have so many men who crazily pursued idols." Kawaki nodded and said.

"How can it raise morale? It's just nonsense." Toshiro asked nonchalantly, "Why are you here?"

"Don't be so cold~ V-shaped bangs," Kawaki put on an air of familiarity, "After all, we are old acquaintances."

"Who is your old acquaintance, you bastard!" Toshiro cursed, "Can you remember other people's names clearly? Can you?"

"Even if you say that..." Kawaki was a little embarrassed, and then a light flashed, "Can I trouble you to change your name? After all, the first impression I have of you is V-shaped bangs. This name is unexpectedly suitable for you~ Isn't it, Sogo-kun?"

"Boss is right." Sogo praised, "After all, the first impression of Hijikata-san is V-shaped bangs and mayonnaise."