Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 11: A Boy Will Like a Different Person if He Has Not Been Seen for a Period of Time!

"I'm starving to death..." Kawaki held the umbrella and rubbed his stomach with his other hand. At the same time, he said this helplessly.

At this time, Kawaki was wearing a clean gray and slim kimono. This dress was made by a girl he had met before and gave to Kawaki. Perhaps Kawaki had long forgotten the name of the girl.

"Is this a big city? It is really lively." Kawaki looked at the street of Edo at night and could not help but sigh, "There are still three hundred yen left. I should be starving today."

"Little brother over there. There are a lot of fresh girls in our shop. Do you want to come over and have a seat?" In front of a shop on the side of the road, a middle-aged woman wearing a kimono with thick makeup shouted enthusiastically at Kawaki.

Kawaki stopped and pointed at himself. At the same time, he looked over in confusion.

"I mean you, little brother." The middle-aged woman quickly walked over and enthusiastically pulled Kawaki into the shop.

"I... I don't have money." Kawaki scratched his head and said awkwardly.

However, the woman acted as if she did not hear anything. She continued to drag Kawaki into the shop. When they entered the shop, Kawaki looked up at the shop's name: Yoshiwara XXXX Underground Branch.

Kawaki sat on the sofa and looked at the young girls who were constantly trying to curry favor with him.

"I... really don't have money!" Kawaki emphasized again.

"What are you talking about? Sir, how would we dare to take your money?" The woman before swayed over and sat on the other side, "If there is anything you need, please tell me. I have already chased the rest of the guests out."

Kawaki understood. It turned out that she had recognized the wrong person. When he was just about to explain, his stomach cried out.

Immediately, Kawaki made up his mind. He had to eat this meal first! As for what happened after that, he would talk about it later! This was not the first time Kawaki had done this kind of thing. For a long time, Kawaki had eaten without paying. After that, no matter what he did or brushed the dishes, Kawaki would do anything.

However, if the boss had a single unmarried daughter, then the result would be another matter. This was because there was no doubt that they would fall for Kawaki. After all, that flawless face was too attractive for women. Kawaki had owed countless romantic debts over the years. That was also how he had survived all these years.

[Foreign Voice]: I have never seen such a shameless person!

"Then, serve me Chinese dishes! No Japanese dishes! Chinese liquor for wine! Coke for the drink!" Kawaki put away the umbrella and put it next to him, pretending to be arrogant.

"Did you hear that? Hurry up and greet this lord!" The woman looked at the surrounding waiters and scolded them.

Then, one Chinese dish after another was brought to Kawaki. However, the speed at which the dishes were served was far slower than the speed at which Kawaki was eating. All the waiters were rushing to serve the dishes.

"Mama-san, is this lord really [Yato]?" The little sister on the side looked at Kawaki, who was wolfing down the food. She couldn't help but look at the woman and ask.

"Only those people can open umbrellas on a sunny day. Moreover, I have only seen this food intake and this appearance on those people." The woman carefully sized up Kawaki again and then said, "Before, I used to serve Lord King to the Night, and I also entertained some of Lord King of the Night's subordinates, those [Yato]."

Then, the woman beckoned a waiter. The waiter understood and bowed down. The woman whispered a few words in the waiter's ear.

"But his face is really good..." The little sister continued, and at the same time, she glanced at Kawaki from time to time.

"Be careful and serve him well. These guys are temperamental." The woman reminded, "I have already sent someone to inform [Hyakka]."

At this moment, a natural curly silver-haired man stood outside the store, looking at the door with the words "All seat reserve today".

"I finally earned a bit from playing Pachinko. I heard that a new store opened here. I thought I could come here for luxury and relaxation. Are you worthy of the fruits of my hard work all day and night?!!" Gintoki pulled the waiter standing at the door of the shop and shouted.

"Hey, playing Pachinko isn't much work! Besides, I'm not old enough to come to a place like this! What are you trying to do with an underage boy in a place like this!!" Shinpachi complained crazily.

"Are you kidding me?" Gintoki continued to talk to the waiter as if he had not heard Shinpachi's complaint.

"I am very sorry, two guests. Actually, we are currently greeting an important guest, so it is not convenient to open the door to welcome other guests. You two can come back tomorrow." The waiter said with a smile.

"Tomorrow? What important guests? All the consumers are God! Remember this!" Gintoki continued to shake the waiter.

"That's right. All the consumers are God. Open the door." A woman's voice suddenly sounded, "But I will remind you one thing. Don't provoke the guests inside."

"B-Boss." Seeing the person who came, the waiter trembled and said, "But the person inside is..."

"That's why I came here. Leave the rest to us." Tsukuyo took a puff from the pipe and said.

Tsukuyo said and went straight in, followed by a group of [Hyakka] members, "If you want to come in, come in." This sentence was said for Gintoki and Eyeglasses.

(Shinpachi: Author, don't go too far! I am Shimura Shinpachi, not Eyeglasses!

[Foreign Voice]: Hmph, it's the same. Look at me! Did I say anything?

Shinpachi replied: Alright, you seem to be in a worse situation.)

"Hey, Gin-san, I think it's better if we don't go in. These women don't look like ordinary characters." Shinpachi whispered into Gintoki's ear, "They are wearing nightclothes in their kimono, right? If we go in rashly, we might get involved in some bad things."

"That's that, right, that one-piece underwear, isn't it often seen in magazines and [beep-]?" When Gintoki had just finished speaking, a Kunai had already stabbed at the back of his head.

"Who do you say is [beep --] v [beep --] are!"

"Ah, what's sticking to the back of my head?" Gintoki said as he pulled out the kunai from the back of his head, "Hey, hey, there are ninjas in this store! And it's too real!"

"Blood... blood!" Looking at the blood gushing out, Shinpachi instantly panicked.

However, Tsukuyo did not say anything else. She continued to walk into the shop until she was in front of Kawaki.

"Orange hair and blue pupils. That's right; it's this man!" Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki and said, "The captain of Harusame's 7th division, Kamui!"

"It doesn't seem like the height is right, boss." A member of [Hyakka] behind Tsukuyo couldn't help but remind Tsukuyo softly.

"According to the description of the Night King Housen, it can't be wrong. Moreover, the Night King hasn't seen him for a long time. Boys are like this. It's like a different person after not seeing each other for a while." Tsukuyo replied.

"Amazing, Boss even knows this!" Several members couldn't help but praise softly.

[Foreign Voice]: Totally wrong, okay? Can you read the Gintama Complete Works before commenting!

"You guys can go. The rest will be handed over to us, [Hyakka]!" Tsukuyo said to the girls around Kawaki.

Only then did the girls reluctantly get up and leave. But they still look back at Kawaki's handsome face from time to time.

Then, Tsukuyo sat down while the other [Hyakka] members stood behind Tsukuyo, watching Kawaki wolfing down the food.

However, at this time, Kawaki was still immersed in the food in front of him and did not notice the arrival of a person.

If there was an accident, it was Gintoki who Shinpachi supported at this time...

The words that Tsukuyo just said were all heard by Gintoki. Moreover, Gintoki saw the familiar face and instantly understood what was going on.

"Shinpachi, cooperate with me. Today, we can eat a good meal for free!" Gintoki whispered in Shinpachi's ear. After that, Gintoki walked straight toward Kawaki.

"What do you want to do" The other Hyakka members looked at Gintoki and said with a hostile expression.

"Boss, why did you run to such a place alone!" Gintoki said with a solemn face. Then, he walked to Kawaki and sat down.

"You... Could it be that you are also..." Tsukuyo was shocked.

Gintoki forced a serious expression and nodded.

"Shinpachi, the boss is here!" Gintoki shouted at Shinpachi, "Hurry up and come over!"

"Ah?... Ah!" Shinpachi was still confused. But since Gintoki said so, he could only walk up and sit down beside Gintoki.

"How can this little bit of food be enough for our boss? Hurry up and bring more!" Gintoki's expression was as arrogant and domineering as he could be.

Gintoki also picked up his chopsticks and began to eat as he spoke. At the same time, he also used his eyes to signal Shinpachi to eat quickly. After eating, they would immediately run away.

Just like this, from one person wolfing down the food to three people wolfing down the food.

"How... how long have these guys not eaten?" The Hyakka members were shocked, speechless.

"The stomach of [Yato] is different from the stomach of us earthlings," Tsukuyo replied.

"But the silver-haired man and the bespectacled boy seem to be earthlings." A member could not help but say.

"Maybe it's just a disguise! How can a man who looks completely unharmed after being hit by my Kunai be an ordinary person!" Tsukuyo scolded the people behind her in a low voice.

"Not completely unscathed, Boss! It was still spurting blood just now!"

"Ah! I'm full! I'm full!" Kawaki was finally full. He raised his head and clapped his hands, saying, "Thank you for your hospitality!"

However, the next moment, Kawaki was stunned. He did not know when the person beside him had changed, and the silver-haired man sitting next to him seemed a little familiar...