Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 109: It Is Essential to Promote the Development of the Plot, but Can You Not Be So Old-Fashioned?

"Don't worry about it so much; Kawaki is right. I'll copy it again in the future... I don't have to add a silencer like [Beep] or a modified one when I borrow other works, right? Isn't that very convenient?" Gintoki casually replied. Then, he shook the translator in his hand, "And don't underestimate this thing. This was exchanged with the uncle beside me when I was drinking yesterday."

"You even believe in something that is 100% suspicious?!" Shinpachi retorted again, "And that kind of copyright awareness, please change it as soon as possible! This attitude will cause trouble when you return to the "Gintama" crew! There will be a theater version next month to be released!"

"F**k, so there was such a thing..." Gintoki muttered, "I thought it was already over..."

"It's over my ass! It's only eleven days away, okay! It will be officially released on January 8, 2021! How can you have such an attitude!" Shinpachi shouted.

"You should at least add [Japan]! Otherwise, it will mislead the audience! Think about it, if the Chinese audience who read this chapter ran to their local cinema on January 8 and could not see the Gintama theatrical version. What will be the result of the release?!" Gintoki corrected.

"Eh? I thought China and Japan were released at the same time..." Shinpachi was a little shocked.

"According to the past, it should be released in summer or autumn," Kawaki said casually, but he could feel the unhappiness in his tone.

"What's wrong? What's with your attitude? What's with that attitude?" Shinpachi was speechless, "Is he expressing his dissatisfaction for the Chinese audience..."

"It's nothing..." Kawaki decisively stopped the topic and looked at Sadaharu again, "Isn't the most important thing now to figure out the reason why Sadaharu became like this?"

"That makes sense. Then let's try this." As he spoke, Gintoki stood up and walked to Sadaharu with the translator, "Maybe we can figure out why it has become so big."

"Sadaharu, how did you become so big?" Gintoki said to Sadaharu. However, after waiting for a few seconds, Sadaharu still did not move. Gintoki was anxious, "Hurry up and talk!"

As he spoke, Gintoki slapped Sadaharu.

"Woof!" Sadaharu reached out his paw to slap Gintoki, but the force was completely different. Gintoki was directly sent flying.

Kawaki picked up the translation machine that had been knocked off and saw that it said, [It hurts! Be careful, or I will sue you at the Animal Protection Association! Bastard!]

"It sounds quite accurate." Shinpachi leaned his head over to take a look and said.

"Bastard! How dare you treat your master like this!" Gintoki got up and wiped the blood from his nose as he cursed.

"Hmph, the next one is me!" Kagura said confidently, "I have always doted on Sadaharu, so there must be no problem!"

As she spoke, Kagura walked in front of Sadaharu, crossed her arms, and said confidently, "Sadaharu, say a few words of thanks for my usual greeting and care-aru."

"Woof!"

"It appeared!" Kawaki looked at the words on the translator and muttered, "[You are the seventh place, the popularity vote on the jump]..."

"Bastard! Why are you talking about this!" Kagura instantly exploded, but Shinpachi stopped her.

"Calm down! Kagura-chan! I'm only on the eighth!" As he spoke, Shinpachi walked towards Sadaharu, "I really can't help it. In the end, the one who takes care of Sadaharu the most is still me! Sadaharu, will you listen to me?"

"Woof!"

Kawaki glanced at the translator again: [I usually observe you as a person. Forgive me for being direct; no matter how stupid you are, your attitude of retorting is worthy of recognition, but you are too deeply stuck in it! You have the tendency to forget your character~ In the end, your character is that you are nothing but an idol otaku. What a pathetic character.]

"So dark!" Shinpachi shouted with a black face, "You are obviously covered in white fur, but you are super black-bellied inside! And it is too long! Does it mean so much to retort?! Stop ranting!"

"Don't mind so much. I think it is quite accurate," Kawaki said casually. Then, he walked toward Sadaharu with a refreshing smile on his face, "Sadaharu, what's wrong? Did you eat something bad?"

Sadaharu slowly curled up his legs and knelt down, "Woof!"

[Please don't eat me! Please!]

"Hey! Am I that scary?!" Kawaki cursed, "Since when did I say that I wanted to eat you! This translator must be a piece of trash!"

As he spoke, Kawaki and the Yorozuya trio stepped on the translator. However, the quality of this small translator was really good, and it was not broken even after a few minutes...

However, at this moment, the translator once again displayed a paragraph of words: [So... So painful... ]

"Hmph, I knew it." Kawaki snorted, "The translation machine with the computer chip is just so-called artificial intelligence. The words just now were all made up by it! How can there be something like a translator..."

"That's right. Now you know to beg for mercy?" Gintoki squatted down and said to the translator, "Why didn't you beg for mercy when you played us just now? But it is really high-end. Even a small translator knows pain..."

Before Gintoki finished, everyone felt the floor shaking. Kawaki turned his head to find the source of the vibration. When he looked at it, Kawaki was stunned...

[Save me... ]

"Save me?" Kagura said unhappily, "It's just a machine-aru! Did we step there just now? Is it [Beep]?!"

"No way!" Kawaki shouted, "Look at Sadaharu! It has evolved again!"

At this time, the Yorozuya trio realized that Sadaharu had grown up again... It had already broken the house... Its head had already stretched out...

"This is..." Kawaki muttered, "Perhaps it is already in a state of super evolution. It is still far from the ultimate evolution..."

"It can't be this!" x3

...

"I guess we can only do this for now..." Kawaki looked at Yorozuya, who had been damaged beyond recognition, "In short, let it stay up there for now. There's nothing we can do today. Kagura, you can stay at my house first. This kind of house can't be lived."

"I don't want-aru!" Kagura refused decisively, "I want to accompany Sadaharu!"

"I know you want to accompany it, but you can't always be like this, right? This kind of house can't be lived in. I will transport it back to Yoshiwara at night. After all, this thing will cause trouble for the people around." Kawaki murmured, "It just so happens that Yoshiwara is expanding. I will ask Tsukuyo to pick a place for it to nest. If it's underground, there won't be so many people noticing."

"No! I don't want to be separated from Sadaharu!" Kagura refused again, "And it will definitely return to normal! I believe in him-aru!"

"Although I don't want you to touch the place like Yoshiwara, there is nothing I can do now. In short, you can go with Sadaharu..." In the end, Kawaki could only say this.

"Alright! I'm ready!" Gintoki was carrying a big bag and a small bag and looked like he was ready to go, "Are we leaving now? This is really troublesome. It seems that Kabukicho's [Yorozuya Gin-chan] is about to disappear, but Yoshiwara's [Yorozuya Gin-chan] is about to be born!"

"Leaving your head! When did I invite you" Kawaki roared, "Just stay here obediently!"

"No! Yorozuya is always a Trinity! Wherever Kagura is, we will be there! Please, brother-in-law!" Gintoki said with a serious face.

"Who is your brother-in-law! Don't yell at me! Do you think Sister Kouka would like a man like you?!"

"I think at least, I am much more handsome than that baldy..." Gintoki put on a pose and said.

"If that's the case..." Kagura pinched her chin and carefully analyzed a certain baldy and Gintoki in front of her.

"Don't analyze it! It's meaningless!" Kawaki roared again.

...

In the end, under Kagura's insistence, Kawaki could only give up. Of course, after seeing that Yorozuya was sure that it would not suddenly collapse, Kawaki returned to Yoshiwara.

Sadaharu only occupied the living room. Gintoki's bedroom and Kagura's bedroom were not damaged, so it was no problem to live temporarily.

Kawaki also felt that Sadaharu would change back, but it was hard to determine how long it would take.

However, Kawaki felt a throbbing in Sadaharu's body that could suppress his own throbbing. In other words, Sadaharu was definitely related to the dragon vein or Altana!

Kawaki had actually long known that he was an Altana's mutation. When he first met Kouka, Kawaki had actually always remembered what Kouka had said in his heart. In those years of growth, Kawaki gradually understood what kind of existence he was, although he had never revealed it.

...

Yoshiwara.

"What's going on?" Tsukuyo pointed at the TV and asked.

The TV was playing news about Sadaharu.

"I don't know. Maybe he ate something he shouldn't have." Kawaki replied casually.

"What can make him so big?"

"I don't know, even if you ask me." Kawaki waved his hand and then looked at the TV, "However, even if it became like that, they never thought of giving it up."

...

The next day, on a rainy day, Yorozuya.

Kagura sat on the top of Sadaharu's head and used her small umbrella to cover Sadaharu from the rain.

"Sorry, the umbrella is too small..." Kagura rubbed Sadaharu's head, "However, even if Sadaharu becomes too big, I will protect Sadaharu-aru! Do you understand?"

"Woof!"

However, suddenly, a stone hit Sadaharu's head. Sadaharu groaned in pain.

"Sadaharu!" Kagura shouted. At this time, Kagura noticed that a group of passers-by or neighbors were throwing stones at Sadaharu.

"Monster, get out of this street!"

"What are you doing?!" Kagura jumped down and stood in front of Sadaharu, "Be careful; I'll sue you at the Animal Protection Association-aru!"

"What kind of animal is that?"

"That's a monster, a monster!"

A few passers-by shouted while throwing stones.

"Stop! Sadaharu is just a little bigger, but his gentleness is also so big!" Kagura used the umbrella to block the stone and shouted.

"Kill that kind of Monster!"

A passer-by shouted. The rest of the people were like injected with chicken blood, constantly cursing and throwing stones.

Just as a rock was about to hit Kagura, it was suddenly blocked.

"Hey, hey, I say, you don't have to be so old-fashioned even if you want to push the development of the plot, do you?" Kawaki put away the umbrella with a look of displeasure.

"Little uncle! Hurry up and say a few words for Sadaharu-aru!"

"I have no choice," Kawaki sighed and shouted to the bottom, "In a while, I will take it away. Don't be annoying here. Otherwise..."

"I will show you what it means to be a real [Monster]!"

Looking at Kawaki's scary face, a few passers-by swallowed their saliva and hurriedly ran away...