Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 1: Go And Seek Your Life!

The food on the table that was like a small mountain was disappearing at speed visible to the naked eye, and the food that had disappeared basically all entered Kawaki's stomach.

At this time, Kawaki was no longer dirty. Kouka took Kawaki to take a bath on the spaceship and changed him into a clean set of clothes. Now, it seemed that Kawaki was more like a normal child. Of course, Kouka was the one who bathed Kawaki. Originally, Umibozu wanted to do it himself, but Kawaki would rather die than do it.

"Smelly brat, that's enough. Uncle's little private money was basically all eaten up by you. How many tables have you had! Hey!" Umibozu shook his head, his face full of black lines, "I was preparing to hide this private money after marriage, but now I have seen the bottom! You stinking brat! Do you know what kind of state married men are in?! Do you know the hardships of married men? Do you know the mood of married men who hide a hundred days of private money"

Umibozu continued to say like a butterfly.

"The stingy man, [beep--], is also very stingy, and one day he will be bald," Kawaki said while eating.

"Bald? Kouka, what kind of vulgar words did you teach him?" Kawaki looked at Kouka, who was smiling at Kawaki eating and complained. Then he looked at Kawaki and said, "Kid, I won't be bald. My [beep--] is full of hair!"

"I mean your head! You idiot!" Kouka kicked Umibozu in the face.

"My head is the same as [beep--]'s. Even if I'm middle-aged, no, even at the age where all my teeth are gone, I won't be bald."

However, this time, Kouka didn't ridicule him. She was still smiling as he looked at Kawaki, who was eating happily.

Finally, after Kawaki finished eating the food on the table, he gave a long, satisfied burp.

"I'm full." Kawaki clapped his hands and said.

"At least give me a thank you for your hospitality, smelly brat!" Umibozu held his wallet with a face full of resentment.

"I'm full. Thank you for your hospitality, smelly brat!" Kawaki clapped his hands again.

"You don't have to learn the latter part! You are deliberately making me angry, right? You are definitely doing it on purpose, right?" Umibozu gritted his teeth, his eyes filled with anger.

"Ah! He is angry! Men who are often angry will definitely go bald!" Kawaki pointed at Umibozu and said to Kouka.

"You stinking brat, I don't care! Today, I must teach you how to respect the adults!" As Umibozu spoke, he rolled up his sleeves.

"Nani, you are just a man who only thinks about sowing the offspring, [beep--]." Kawaki learned the words that Kouka taught him when he was bathing.

Hearing this, Umibozu immediately lost his breath and looked at Kouka with a bitter face, "Kouka, can you teach the child something that matches his age?"

Kouka suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Umibozu was confused.

"The two of you are really like a pair of stupid father and son. Maybe the so-called family is like this." Kouka said with a smile.

"Who wants such a child! If I really have such a child, then I would rather send [beep--] to some corner and never let him be born!" Umibozu disdained Kouka's words, then turned to Kawaki and asked, "Smelly brat, how long has it been since you last ate? You actually ate so much food in one go. Even our clan has never seen someone who can eat so much food."

Kawaki lowered his head and counted with his fingers, then raised his head and replied, "Half a year."

"Half a year? You can still live without eating for half a year? What did you rely on to survive?" Umibozu continued to ask.

"Sleep. There used to be a kind of glowing green stone. "You are deliberately making me angry, right?"I always ate that. Later, I don't know why I couldn't find that kind of stone."

"Green glowing stone? What is that?" Umibozu said and looked at Kouka.

"An energy stone that is connected to the dragon vein. There is a rich power of the dragon vein inside, but his planet dragon vein has already dried up. The remaining dragon vein chose to sacrifice itself to create him, so that kind of crystal stone will never be produced again." Kouka explained.

"Family? Sister Kouka, what is family?" Kawaki was obviously more interested in the family that Kouka had just mentioned.

"Family? Hmmm It can let you experience the existence of a lot of tears. Moreover, the family will make you cry and laugh. Even if you quarrel, you will always support each other. This is the so-called family, right?" Kouka thought for a moment and said.

"It's so troublesome. It's crying and laughing." Kawaki complained.

"What does a little brat know? Children should go to sleep when they are full! Also, don't call her, sister. Call her aunt! If you insist on calling her sister, then call me brother. No, brother-in-law!"

"It's disgusting." Kawaki frowned and seemed to be in a difficult position.

"What did you say, you stinking brat!" Hearing this, Umibozu instantly exploded.

"It's disgusting," Kawaki repeated.

"Call me big brother. It doesn't matter if you don't call me brother-in-law. Just call me big brother." Umibozu suppressed his anger and said.

"Disgusting. I won't call you that." Kawaki refused.

"Call!"

"No!"

"Smelly brat, I told you to call!"

"Stinky uncle, don't scream!"

....

"It's so good." Kouka looked at Kawaki, who was sleeping soundly in bed with a doting expression.

"Don't tell me you're really too good at controlling people!" Umibozu had a face full of despair.

"If you insist on speaking, you'll be like otouto (younger brother)," Kouka said softly.

"Hmph, from the looks of it, he's just a carefree little kid." Umibozu looked at the sleeping Kawaki and said with a bitter face. Then, his face became gloomy, and he looked at Kouka. "I'm sorry, Kouka. I originally wanted to let you see Earth, that beautiful planet..."

"It doesn't matter. This can only be blamed on my body. It has nothing to do with you." Kouka shook her head and continued, "Moreover, maybe you helped me find something better."

"I don't understand. You've only known this kid for a day. Why are you so concerned about him?"

"No. His existence also made me understand that I am not alone in this universe," Kouka replied.

"I was thinking that if this kid could absorb the entire dragon vein, then you..." Umibozu wanted to say something but stopped.

"It's impossible. His situation is special. He will grow up like an ordinary person, and the Dragon Vein is not that simple."

"I... I understand."

Umibozu was silent for a long time before he slowly said, "This spaceship is flying to Earth. Next, we will change to another station and return to Heiwa."

"Yes." Kouka leaned into Umibozu's embrace and replied.

"As for this little brat, what exactly are you thinking about?" Umibozu continued to ask.

"In fact, I didn't think about anything. I just felt the loneliness in his heart, so I wanted to take him away. He should have a complete life. To love and hate to see those different sceneries, to enjoy the different life scenery, instead of staying on that lifeless planet and dying alone." Kouka said slowly.

"Perhaps this is also a kind of fate, just like how I met you.. Perhaps if you bring him back, you won't be so lonely." Umibozu touched the back of his head and smiled.

"No, I said that he should have his own life. Earth, isn't that beautiful? Maybe he can find the meaning of his life there. As for me, I am already used to it." Kouka said as she put the pipe into her mouth and took a puff.

"Is this your wish? If so, then I..."

"Yes, this is my wish."

Kouka looked at Umibozu. The seriousness in her eyes made Umibozu's eyes turn red.

"You really are a gentle person, Kouka."

....

"Little friend, wake up, wake up, little friend."

It was an unfamiliar voice that woke Kawaki up. It was neither Kouka's voice nor Umibozu's voice.

Kawaki opened his eyes and saw the face of an unfamiliar girl.

"We have arrived at the final stop. Hurry up and go down." The little sister in the flight attendant uniform said.

"Earth? Where did Sister Kouka and the stinky uncle go?" Kawaki asked with a puzzled face.

"The people on the spacecraft have gone down. Maybe the person you said has already gone down." The little sister said patiently.

"Oh, then I'll go down too."

When Kawaki heard this, he jumped off the bed.

"Little friend, wait a minute. There is still your luggage." The little sister shouted from behind Kawaki.

"luggage?" Kawaki turned his head and asked.

Kawaki followed the little sister's direction and saw a light blue umbrella. It was the umbrella that Kouka had brought before.

"This is Sister Kouka's." Kawaki pointed at the umbrella and said.

"Then take it." Little Missy said with a smile. Then, she was about to take the umbrella and hand it to Kawaki. "It's so heavy. Is there such a heavy umbrella?"

Little Missy struggled to hand the umbrella to Kawaki. What surprised the little Missy was that something happened. Kawaki took the umbrella without any effort at all and casually held it in his hand.

However, a small piece of paper fell out of the umbrella at this time.

The strange little sister picked up the small piece of paper. Her eyes inadvertently glanced at the content of the paper, and suddenly her face became serious.

"What's wrong?" Kawaki tilted his little head and asked.

"Are you sure you want to know, little friend?" The little sister looked at Kawaki with some hesitation.

Kawaki nodded firmly.

"Little Kawaki, from today on, go and find your own life." The little sister read the contents of the paper with some reluctance.

"What is life? Is it something delicious?"

Kawaki, who was only seven years old, obviously could not understand this sentence.

'What adult! They just abandoned child now And it's such a cute boy! What should we do? Should we adopt him?'

Just as this little sister had an intense mental struggle, Kawaki had already taken back the piece of paper in the little sister's hand. Seeing that the little sister did not speak, he carried the umbrella that was bigger than his own body and walked out of the spaceship.

"Ah, where is he? Little friend? Little friend?"

The little sister who was frozen in place suddenly came back to her senses but found that the cute little boy with orange hair had disappeared...