Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 255: The hysterical irony of fate.

''...Are you really considering this fun?''

''Hmm? Why not?''

Hanako lets out a grumble as she sits beside me near the stream. I know for a fact she needs some time to cool off her brain. Even if she looks so carefree all the time, she is, in the end, just a young elf.

For that, fishing is probably the best.

''Right, Luna.''

''Yes?''

''I've been wanting to ask this, but what happened to Lucia in the end?''

Lucia—one of the many saints of Aris Church. Hanako is probably asking about her soul, not her actual survival at the time. Of course, being a diviner, I know where Lucia ended up.

''Did you know, Hanako? Apparently, when a person with silver hair goes out to the muddy battlefield, the color will eventually be altered to an ashen grey.''

''What are you... huh? You... you're not kidding, right?''

''Why would I? I was the one manipulating fate at the cost of my existence, after all.''

''...''

If I hadn't drawn out my blood to change Lucia's flow of fate, Eva, the goddess, wouldn't have been born. She was one of the few competent souls I've found, aside from this current Saint party members.

Fate is ironic.

Even now, as I speak, the world seemingly tries to screw with us. With tragedies. With unattained happiness.

Despite that, Hanako and the others always find each other at the end, so would that also count as fate?

Either way, it doesn't change the fact that we can overcome 'certain' fate. The more I think about it, the more hopeful I become.

Though, I suppose I have something else to do now.

Seducing Hanako.

It's quite painful when she doesn't remember her time with me, and it's not as though I can inject her past memory into her brain. I don't want her to feel grievance.

Unlike the last... run, as she would refer to it, I don't have a starter's advantage this time. I may have superior charm, but it will all be meaningless if I don't use them properly. As it is, Hanako already has a bountiful harem by her side.

I could have inserted myself first into her relationships, but I chose not to out of respect and gratitude for her harem. After all, it is only fair that way... and I also love them.

A woman like me who can share her love with many people and a woman like Hanako who can do the same—aren't we made for each other?

Of course, it doesn't end there.

''Hanako.''

''...Hm?''

''Have you ever wondered what a divine pussy tasted like?''

''Puh—keok!''

Oh my... the coughing is quite bad. She stares at me as if seeing something ridiculous, and to that, I simply smile.

That's right.

Similar to her, I am also a galactic-caliber pervert. I also love tiddies, pussies, and cocks. I'm guessing she is shocked because she has never heard me sounding this shameless before.

...Mhm, well... I'm actually quite embarrassed, but this is the most effective way to close our distance. I'm sure she prefers a woman who is shy but daring at times, too.

After blinking repeatedly for a bit, Hanako slowly regains her composure.

''Your ears are burning.'' She says.

''They are.'' I reply.

''...You know, you don't need to force yourself to use dirty language.''

''Oh, is that so...?''

Unexpectedly, Hanako notices my effort right away. It hits me that she grew up in a totally different environment than the old Hanako. It is because of her Japanese upbringing that she is more... polite-sounding and more considerate?

I also remember that she hasn't talked in a dirty way even once since we met.

It is honestly quite refreshing... but also concerning. What if she hates something that she used to love? Won't I be punished for relying on past memories?

Argh... why does my diviner energy have to be depleted in this situation...?!

It's all because of the weather. 

Either way, let's get to that later.

''Ahem. What do you think about my question?''

''Erm... won't it taste the same? Do deities have an auto-clean spell or something?''

''Some do. Most simply cast a one-time clean spell regularly, though.''

''Hmm... if the owner of this clam has the auto type, then won't it taste like nothing?''

''You are close, actually. It still has a faint flavor.''

''...You tasted one?''

''Of course. There weren't other deities back then, but there was me. Cloning myself isn't hard.''

Suddenly, Hanako's gaze changes quite a bit. She seems... respectful for some reason.

''What other experiences do you have?'' She asks eagerly, her droopy ears twitching. 

Letting out a giggle at this adorable creature, I slowly recounted my sex episodes.

''Let's see... I've done three, four, five, six, seven... and eightsome before.''

''E-Eight?!''

''Eight.''

It was a really fun time back then. I gathered Hanako and her entire harem to have a big orgy at my gazebo, and it got drenched with that white stuff. Being the only two without that thing, Hanako and I were the most popular, of course.

As Hanako would say, 'used and abused,' right?

Either way, it seems I have captured Hanako's attention. Leaning closer to her body, I gently grab her long, pointy ear and blow into it. When I feel heat rush to her small shoulder, my confidence skyrockets.

''I'm sure you have many incredible encounters already... but,'' I whisper. ''I have something that can blow all of them out of the water.''

''...That sounds quite sketchy. Tell me.''

''Fufu... did you ever think of increasing your sensitivity?''

''Wha—wait...''

''Trust me. There was a time I did it to myself. Just a mere three times the original value... and I climaxed twice from the first thrust.''

Hanako's eyes widen. As someone who has had sexual intercourse thousands of times, she must know how incredible that is. As she is about to open her mouth, I put my index finger on her lips.

''Shh. I will teach you the magic later. Don't worry, you are my favorite person in the world, so I won't hide something from you.''

''Luna...''

''I love you, Hanako. I hope we can gradually turn our relationship into something more than this.''

Of course, I am going snatch her lovers, too, so I need to be considerate.

With a more excited Hanako, we breeze through the morning with dirty talk disguised as something more decent, all the while catching zero fish since I haven't added one to the ecosystem yet.

I fully intend to let this relationship grow slowly and firmly, so I don't have a particular goal for today.

The more we hang out, the more I find the old Hanako's silhouette in her. It makes sense since they are the same person... however, I can't help but feel sad.

I feel immense gratitude. This wonderful woman had even sacrificed herself and the world for myself alone, and that is also what kept me going even when I lost her.

''Did you watch that one show with the pink-haired guy? That got me nearly dead laughing.''

''You mean Saiki?''

''Yeah. Even remembering it is funny... pfft—''

''...''

To protect that smile this time... I will give it my all.