INFINITE MONEY - I Will Buy Everything

"Now if you work at this place then I can guarantee you two things"

"One, A Certain Death"

Hearing him, everybody had shock on their faces as they didn't understand what he meant.

Even Delmar was stumped by what he heard but as always he remained a silent observer as he knew that his boss must have something up his sleeve to say that.

William waited a while for the silence to settle in before he spoke again.

"I know what you guys are wondering. Why Certain Death? Not like it's a plus"

"Well, unless you count the people who have wives over here."

His small joke got a few laughs from the ones who understood the pain but the majority of them were still silent as a rock.

"Why did I start like this? Why did I say that? What is the meaning of this? -exclusive

Right now there are many questions going through your head that you want an immediate answer which I will give shortly."

"But I just want to say that I won't be giving you any false talk, NO. There won't be any bullshi*tery over here."

"I will give it to you as straight as I can."

William again waited for his words to be understood by them before he said.

"Why would there be certain death?"

"Because the environment you're working in guarantees certain death. Maybe not 100% but very close to that."

"There are dangerous weapons, experimental machines, uncontrollable beasts, forbidden things and maybe even demonic beings too."

"All of this is a sure fire way to the grave people."

"Now I am not saying that you shouldn't work here or that you won't survive working here. I'm just saying that if you work carefully then maybe nothing might happen to you and you might get out from here in one piece to go f*ck your wife or your neighbor's wife."

"Now the real question is," Why would you stay?"

Up at this point everyone listened in very closely to his next words.

This is the second thing that I can guarantee you."

"And that is that… I will make you rich."

Everyone waited to hear if there was more or not.

"Simply that."

"I will give you the biggest paycheck a man in a working position of your level has ever seen."

"I will give you enough money that you will voluntarily give your life away for this job."

"Don't have enough money for a car? Get your next paycheck and buy a beautiful car."

"Don't have enough money for a house? Get two months paycheck and buy a great house.

"Don't have a girlfriend? Save enough money for a year and buy yourself a model permanently."

Hearing his words the previous silence situation had overturned to an excited one. The workers smiled like they were being fed gold and their eyes itself had Greed written on them.

"I will give you so much money you would ask me WHY SO MUUUCCCH!"

And it was the final straw as all of them broke into cheers.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

"WOOOOHOOOOOOO"

Then all of them came together and started chanting.

"BOSS BOSS BOSS"

"BOSS BOSS BOSS"

"BOSS BOSS BOSS"

From the backside, Delmar smiled slightly as he looked at the scene and he thought, 'Hahaha, The kid actually turned a very dark situation like that to his own advantage and made himself the big winner.'

'He was able to precisely point at their money problems and used that to completely turn the tables'

'Now if I remember correctly… He did the same thing to me.'

Thinking about that, Delmar broke into a big laugh as he looked at William being covered in claps and praise.

After a while being praised like that, William raised his hand up to silence them as he continued.

"Alright as I was saying that you will get paid a lot of money. But I also expect you guys to also give that much work as well. Nothing in this life is free."

"Even if your life may depend on it."

"And finally there are two things that you should remember about me."

"First there are two things that I like in a person.

One, their skill.

Second, their loyalty."

"And because of these two things you guys have been hired here to work for me."

"And now the last thing that I want to say is that you must… MUST remember."

All of them listened in closely as they waited patiently.

"There is one thing I hate about someone."

"One Thing"

"That is Disloyalty."

"I don't give a shit if that person was in a very bad pinch and had to do whatever that labeled him like that or even if he was the world's greatest in that particular skill."

"I don't forgive someone for treachery. AT ALL"

"Remember that before you guys do something you might regret."

One guy among the crowd raised his hand as William called out to him.

"Yes?"

"Umm Boss, what happens to the person who… does that."

"You mean betray me?"

The guy nodded as all the others wanted to hear it too.

"Well… let's just say that that person and my pet, Clawdia, over here will have a close relationship."

They looked at where William was pointing and saw a huge white tiger with dark blue lighting strips looking at them with predatory eyes.

"And she really likes to toy with her prey."

In conclusion, Clawdia sneered at them while showing her pristine white canine teeths which made the backs of all the workers start to sweat.

William then smiled as he ended his speech with a few words.

"Well that's all then. I hope that I made a good impression of myself and I look forward to our future boss and employee partnership. What do you say?"

Because of the previous demonstration, none of them had the energy anymore and could only 'Yah' softly to him.

William then walked out of the middle as the crowd also dispersed and went their own way. Delmar was the one who approached him and said.

"Now that was a speech. Did you practice it on the mirror or something?"

"No. But what I should be asking is why didn't you tell me this was going to happen?"

"The guys wanted to do this and they requested that I don't tell you about it."

"You could have at least given me a heads up. I would at least have been able to dress more properly."

Delmar then looked him up and down before saying to him, "Nah it's fine. You're the boss and they work under your house so they should get used to seeing you in such casual clothes."

"Yeah you're right. And about another thing, why are the purple- Clawdia, stop biting on that guy's leg, he's not your food. We talked about this, only eat someone when I point at them."

"Okay, Why are the people so excited really?"

Delmar scratched his bald head as he said, "Well they are not good guys."

"Criminals?"

"Yeah, so they were very excited to find a job that pays so much, do you have a problem with that?"

"Nah. As long as there are good results we can keep them."

"And we also need some people to feed the caged beasts too."