I'm A Baller

‘What the f*ck?!

‘Sister, do you think I’m not human?’ Wang Yan thought to himself.

Wang Yan stared at her with his big eyes, and for the first time, he felt lost.

Answering yes would mean that he was admitting to being desperate.

Answering no wouldn’t correspond to his answer to the previous question.

The term “desperate” was easy to say but not a nice term to be heard by others. Even if the term was changed, it wouldn’t make others feel as uncomfortable.

To be honest, Wang Yan’s test had just started.

The girls surrounding him suddenly became quiet and had different thoughts as they looked at him.

They weren’t expecting the answer that Wang Yan was going to give. Everyone was young and growing up in an era with the prevalence of the internet. What did they not know?

They looked forward to Wang Yan’s response instead. That was more crucial than the answer to the question.

Then, Wang Yan suddenly laughed.

“Ladies, if I answer this question, all of you would need to take a drink?”

“Sure!”

“Of course, we’d need to drink!”

Everyone agreed and nodded their heads.

Hence, Wang Yan straightened his posture and adjusted his seating position. With a slightly mocking smile, he slowly opened his mouth and started talking.

“Previously when I was studying, I didn’t think much about it. But after college entrance examinations ended, I have the time to relax, and all I think about is finding a partner.

“There was a period, where my eyes would light up whenever I saw ladies wearing shorts or miniskirts showing off their long legs on the streets. Unless they disappeared into the distance, I wouldn’t take my eyes off of them.

“Hence, the answer is… yes.

“At the age of 18, with raging hormones, I don’t think that it’s anything to be shameful about.”

The last sentence was the crucial final touch that made him win everyone over, and there were cheers.

“Good!”

“Wow! Wang Wang, you’re so cool!”

“Come, let’s give a toast to our little brother with raging hormones!”

The girls raised their cups and drank the beer as a punishment for losing. However, they did it willingly.

These kinds of things were simple.

If one used a dirty mind to look at the question, then he or she would just be perverted.

But if one referred to it kindly, then it would seem instinctive.

What girl that was present hadn’t been stared at by a fantasizing man?

Sometimes, they would feel strong disgust, and other times, they would secretly be happy about it. The difference lied in if the man was giving a dirty look or had nothing to hide, or if he was being creepy or genuinely admiring.

Wang Yan passed another question again and even received praise from it.

He gave special mention to the two compulsory courses he used in the Habit Incubator that morning. They were crucial and played a huge role in helping him through the crisis.

It was followed by Liu Li, who gave Wang Yan a pass again and refused to ask him a question.

Furthermore, she was smiling so much, and her glance at him was tender and soft.

Wang Xue was so irritated that she rolled her eyes and asked a question that were even more private.

“Have you fantasized about Reyi Nawu before?”

‘F*ck!

‘Damn, she’s going all out, huh?’

Everyone was shocked, followed by a wave of excitement.

“Good!”

“Wang Xue, you’re the best!”

As an onlooker, one would hope that the situation would get out of hand. Everyone was seeking excitement, and none of the girls thought about how they would react if it was the questions were thrown at them instead.

Anyway, they started the ball rolling with Reyi Nawu!

Wang Yan felt tired in his heart… Was there going to be an end to it?

He tilted his head to take a look at Nawu, her eyes glistening under the faint lighting. Wang Yan felt that she was looking forward to his answer.

“If I answer, is everyone going to drink?”

“Sure!”

“Okay then.” Wang Yan nodded his head. “Yes, I have.”

“What’s the reason?”

Wang Yan wanted to give the question a pass and let the girls drink first. However, he was shocked because the person who asked that was Reyi Nawu herself!

‘Lady, may I ask what your thought process was?’ Wang Yan thought.

He couldn’t afford to offend her, but Wang Yan was also not one who would be threatened easily. He raised two fingers, signaling. “Two cups.”

“Okay! Okay! We know that, hurry up!”

Since they weren’t afraid of getting drunk, what was Wang Yan afraid of?

He calmly said two words. “**.”

“Oh…”

“Hahahahaha!”

“Liu Li, are you not going to worry about your boy?!”

Screaming, shouting, and laughter filled the room.

Liu Li blushed but didn’t say anything.

It was another two glasses of beer consecutively and everyone was tipsy.

Next, it was Wang Yan’s turn. He held his glass of beer and asked Liu Li, “Do you like me?”

It was the third time.

He drank immediately after asking the question and didn’t give her the chance to answer the question.

Everyone was stunned for a while before laughing hysterically. Reyi Nawu, who was beside Wang Yan, was swaying to and fro from all that laughing while hitting Wang Yan’s thighs.

“You’re arrogant!”

“You’re out to get our Liu Li, am I right?”

When it was Fu Yushi’s turn, she asked, “Have you fantasized about Yuanyuan? What’s the reason? Two cups.”

She kept her words to a minimum, as if every word was gold… but her voice was nice to listen to.

Wang Yan paused for a while and gave the question a thought.

He admired Lu Yuanyuan, yet he didn’t have any fantasies about her.

However, Wang Yan admitted, “Yes. Her shoulders are sexy.”

Everyone was cheering and drinking, no one noticing that Lu Yuanyuan’s eyes were starting to become red.

Her figure was a little sturdier compared to the rest of her friends, especially her shoulders, which stood out. Other people would say that she looked nice in her clothes, but without her height, she felt she couldn’t pull anything off. Those words only provided her with some fake comfort.

Deep in her heart, she felt inferior to others due to her shoulders. Suddenly, now, there was validation coming from a man who was actually decent. How could she not be excited?

However, she didn’t show any of her reactions explicitly. When it was her turn again, she was right back to acting like the tough Yuanyuan.

“Have you had any fantasies about Wang Xue? Reason?”

Wang Yan was feeling helpless. “Are you sure you can manage? Having two glasses followed by two glasses consecutively so many times, you’ll get drunk soon…”

Wang Xue fiercely replied, “You don’t need to worry about that. Just answer the question!”

Han Luzhou gave Wang Yan a mocking laugh and said, “You can praise her all you want. It’s fine with me, since you can’t touch her anyway.”

“Hahahaha…”

Everyone burst into laughter again.

“No.”

Wang Yan shook his head and explained himself seriously. “The moment when I knew she had a boyfriend, I removed her from my fantasies right away. Therefore, although Wang Xue is sexy and sweet, I haven’t fantasized about her before.”

Wang Xue took the initiative and gave a toast to Wang Yan. With a sweet smile, she said, “You know your way with words. Let me give you another toast!”

Next, it was back to Liu Li’s turn. This time, she didn’t ask anyone else to ask on her behalf. Instead, she turned to look at Fu Yushi, who was sitting to Wang Yan’s right.

“Wang Wang, have you had any fantasies about Fu Yushi? Reason?”

Wang Yan looked back and took a glance at Fu Yushi. He felt that it was a deadly question.

Why did Liu Li care so much about Fu Yushi?

Wang Yan didn’t know, but it didn’t matter; the answer was certain.

“No. Our interaction was too short and I barely know her. All the fantasies I had of everyone else added up were still nothing compared to you. You’re the most special to me.”

“Ooh—!”

Everyone went crazy teasing them. Reyi Nawu seemed drunk as she raised her hand towards the ceiling and screamed.

“Ah! I want to be in a relationship, too!”

Wang Xue continued screaming, “No! You do not!”

“Ah! I want to get a boyfriend too!”

“No! You do not!”

Nawu held her hand near her heart and cried, “No! I want to!”

Wang Xue passed her a bottle of beer and brought her back to reality. “Have some beer and stop imagining things!”

Nawu was turning from left to right and wobbling so much that Wang Yan was dizzy just from watching her.

“No! I don’t want to drink beer! I want to be in a relationship!”

Her actions were very funny but quite fitting for the atmosphere in the room. Everyone was getting short of breath from all the laughing.

After waiting for everyone to finish laughing, Wang Yan raised his glass and initiated a toast.

“All my sisters, thank you all so much for the love and support you’ve shown towards me and Liu Li. Let’s have a toast to celebrate our first meeting today. Next, let’s get Weiwei drunk too! Am I right?”

Although everyone was scolding him and saying that he was shameless, they still smiled and raised their glasses. After that, they gradually went to find Lin Weiwei.

Meanwhile, Wang Yan grabbed Liu Li’s hands and dragged her back to the little corner to cuddle comfortably.

After all the tests were over, it was time to reap what he had sowed.