Chapter 21 — Boss Battle
By Huge Slime, you mean the boss of the 7th floor? Can we beat it with just us?
Huge Slime, the boss of the 7th floor, has a body diameter of 3m. Eight and Geyser are both skilled with longswords, but compared to Yuel, I cant say their movements are particularly sharp or that theyre especially competent. How should I put it? Theyre just okay with their weapons.
To an average degree.
Weve beaten it once before. Remember, the party members that were there when we escorted you, Shiki?
Eight speaks.
Ah, back then, huh?
Now that I think about it, there was a wizard in Eights party, too. I guess when I went into the labyrinth to find Yuel it wasnt an accident that I ran into Eights group in front of the boss room. They must have been taking a break after hunting the boss.
But if you can beat it without me, whats the point of bringing me along?
Well, we were supposed to go with the same members this time too, but although its a slime, a boss is a boss, so even though we managed to defeat it we still took some damage. We had to use some expensive potions, so we lost money overall. Thats why were asking you to heal, Shiki.
I see, that makes sense.
So, they want to save on potion costs. Potions are a type of healing medicine. Depending on their effectiveness, they can probably get pretty expensive.
Be that as it may, Huge Slime huh? Its rare drop, Slime Drop, goes for 200,000 Zeni since its an ingredient for some expensive magic potion. Depending on how long it takes to beat it and the drop rate, we could potentially make a huge profit.
But, if we go after the boss tomorrow, the problem is Yuel. To be honest I doubt she would be very effective against this boss. With her small build and reliance on knives, it would be hard to face off against the massive Huge Slime.
I feel like it would be best to leave her behind while shes working at the tavern.
Yuel, about tomorrow
And then, when I look over to ask Yuel to stay behind-
Yuel is looking back at me with sparkling eyes that clearly say Im looking forward to tomorrow, Master! Well arent you all fired up, Yuel-san. It seems she was paying close attention to our conversation.
This is no good. This is exactly what I was afraid would happen. Yuels smile doesnt show the slightest shadow of a doubt that shes coming with us tomorrow. But Yuel is staying behind this time.
Well, but how can I say youre staying behind to such a radiant smile?
Im looking forward to tomorrow, Master!
I cant say it.
How could I possibly say Youre useless so wait here to such a genuine smile?
No, I need to harden my heart at times like these. Bringing Yuel with us will only be putting her at risk.
Yuel, sorry, but
And as soon as I make up my mind and call out to Yuel-
Ah, not just Shiki. Its better if Yuel-chan can come too.
Geyser butts in. What the hell?
Is that really necessary?
Well, attacks arent gonna reach the Huge Slimes core unless we prune it down bit by bit, but once it gets smaller it starts moving pretty fast. Faster than normal slimes, yknow? She doesnt have to fight it from the start, but we wanna leave the last step to her.
Yuel-chans really skilled on top of being nimble, so shed be able to handle it. Its not like its attacks are gonna reach the back row, so dont worry.
Apparently he had a good reason. As long as she doesnt have to fight it from the beginning, it should be fine. The danger for her is its size. If she only takes on the Huge Slime once its smaller, there shouldnt be any problem.
Plus if Yuel comes well get a larger portion of the rewards. From the perspective of earning money, maybe its better to let her come.
The next day, Eight brings along the same members I met in the labyrinth. Theres one man wielding a cane and four who appear to be tanks. I didnt really notice it last time, but they all kinda give off a ruffian atmosphere. Birds of a feather flock together, I suppose.
Yuel will be my only comfort.
With these five as party members, we progress smoothly through the labyrinth, and make it to the 6th floor. And then-
Eeeeeeek!
Eight and I shriek in unison. In the middle of the 6th floor, we turn a corner and run into a group of five Giant Ants. Their mandibles are crunching in anticipation of their prey.
I flash back to the time when my leg was bitten off. Since then, no matter how many times I enter the labyrinth my heart beats out of my chest when I suddenly encounter them. Evidently Eight feels the same way. It was probably just as traumatic for him as it was for me.
Ah, these guys got you too, Shiki? Yeah, Giant Ant leg bites are the most common severe injury around these parts, ysee.
Geyser proclaims heartily. Who cares about that now, just kill them already.
Oh yeah, someone I know got caught by these guys just the other day. They dont have much money though so they cant get it treated. Hey Priest-san, Im a little short, wontcha just heal me real quick? Aint got no money though, hahahahahaha.
Ruffian A adds his anecdote. Stop laughing and kill them.
Meh, not like Id care so long as they paid me back in the end.
Treating wounded adventurers. This could be used for networking. I could have Eight and Geyser introduce me to their acquaintances, and do the same with the adventurers I heal at my treatment stall.
But the type of adventurers who would get severely injured on lower floors, particularly by Giant Ants, wouldnt save up much money. Ignoring Yuels abnormally high combat skill, novice adventurers wear down their weapons and get hurt while fighting.
The costs of things like weapon maintenance, potions and healing magic become a huge burden.
There arent many healers who can do treatment for deferred payment, so the market price is high. But I wont make any money where there is none. Plus, adventuring is a hazardous occupation, and collecting on debts will be difficult.
I need money right away in order to buy Eris hospital, but this could serve as a steady source of income in the future.
Oh, really? If you say so. Alright, Ill let em know.
Oh, in that case can I ask for my buddy too? On credit, of course.
Piggybacking on Ruffian A, Ruffian B speaks up.
The payment may be deferred but Ill hold you to it.
As far as deferred payment is concerned, the average healers magic power cant cover very many heals per day. For a healer, its their precious source of income. And living in this labyrinth city, theres a constant flow of injured people. Thats why the average healer doesnt accept deferred payment.
But as for me, I dont have to hold back on treatment out of concern for running out of magic power when I need it later. Theres not much of a downside for me if I accept deferred payment.
Im not exactly confident that the colleagues of these goons will follow through on the fee after the fact, though.
Anyway, we manage to make it to the boss room on the 7th floor.
All right, get ready.
On Geysers words, the ruffians take out large shields from their item boxes. Theyre tall, rectangular shields made of metal. Tower shield would probably be the closest description. Eight and Geyser also put away their weapons and take out tower shields.
Same simple strategy as before. First, we concentrate on stopping the Huge Slimes attacks. Once its immobilized we shave it down with magic. Then repeat.
Geyser goes over the battle plan, but its such a reckless strategy.
Oi oi, is that really safe?
Honestly, how much of a musclehead are you?
Its fine. We just have to block its first attack and hit it with magic, then the Huge Slime will only get smaller and we can repeat the same strategy. We mainly need to be careful with that first attack.
If that plan for the first hit fails, theres the possibility of getting badly injured, but if that happens you can heal us right away.
How we handle the first attack will decide the outcome. Those tower shields must be for the sake of reliably defending against that max-power first hit. Well, if we can win safely then everythings good.
Alright, got it.
Should be fine with this many people.
Now then, everyone ready?
Eight calls out with his hand on the boss door, and everyone nods.
Lets do this!
Geyser boldly shouts as the door opens. A vast room lies beyond. Its huge, 30m in every dimension.
And at the center is a slime. A slime as big as a wagon wheel, jiggling in place.
Line up in a single rank! Here we go!
The six tanks line up alongside each other and raise their shields. At roughly the same time, the slime stops quivering and begins to roll forward with a rumbling sound. It must be due to a slimes characteristic hardening at the moment it attacks.
It doesnt bounce around like a normal slime, probably due to its weight, but even so it seems like it has a lot of momentum. It gives off the impression of a car speeding toward us.
Aaand, its a direct hit.
The hardened slime makes a loud, dull thud as it hits the metal. The shield-bearing front line flexes severely. That must have been quite an impact.
Nevertheless, the tower shield formation properly halts the Huge Slimes charge.
Not surprisingly, many of them are holding their arms in pain. They must have taken some considerable damage. From the impact just now, I wouldnt be surprised if there were bone fractures. Its like making a wall out of meat.
Area Heal!
I heal the tanks with an area-of-effect spell. Its a low-difficulty healing spell that heals multiple targets at the expense of consuming more magic power. Its not any stronger than Heal, but thats good enough for simple bone fractures.
Man, this strategy is simple, but its surprisingly effective. Receiving the Huge Slimes charge solo could easily be fatal, but with that formation the damage is properly distributed across all of the members.
Theyre guaranteed to take damage this way, but the overall risk is much lower than if everyone tried to fight the Huge Slime separately while dodging its attacks. If they take a little damage, it can be cured with healing magic, and moreover Im the one healing. Im inexhaustible.
For once, Geyser actually thought things through, somehow.
Fireball!
The wizard finishes his cast at the same time my healing magic goes out. He fires off a blazing orb the size of a soccer ball at the Huge Slime.
A part of the Huge Slime explodes and its body bursts apart. It quickly reforms, but it seems about 10% smaller than it used to be.
Before the huge slime recovers from the magic, the tanks get back into formation and raise their shields.
After that the fight follows the same pattern.
As the Huge Slime gets smaller, its attack weakens. The multiple tanks have no trouble restraining it, and we fire magic at it.
In the end, Yuel throws a knife to defeat the no-longer-Huge Slime. Its extremely agile at this point, but Yuel takes it out in a single hit. I guess bringing her with us was a good idea after all.
And the drop is run-of-the-mill Slime Jelly. We grind the boss fight five more times before we finally get a Slime Drop, at which point its already past noon.
We head to the tavern after disbanding. Todays profit was around 20,000 Zeni per person. As expected for a hunt where healing magic or recovery potions are required, its quite tasty.
But, this isnt enough. Its a massive haul for the typical adventurer, but Im nowhere near reaching my goal. A single rare drop may be worth 200,000 Zeni, but divided between 9 people thats barely over 22,000 each.
I might reach a million Zeni eventually if we repeat the boss fight enough, but I dont have time for that now. After today, I only have 5 days left to make a million Zeni. No, I need to save up even more than that.
I sit in my treatment stall at the tavern and think. Usually Im watching the miniskirt waitress and wondering about the color of her panties, but I cant do something like that right now. I have to think up a method to earn money within the next 5 days.
Umm, I heard that it was possible to receive treatment for deferred payment here, is that true?
While Im deeply immersed in thought, a womans voice calls out to me. It seems shes missing part of her leg, and in its place theres a plain, wooden artificial limb.
Perhaps this is the injured adventurer acquaintance that Ruffian A mentioned earlier today? He must have gone and told her about me right away. Id rather get the money now, but theres nothing I can do about it if she doesnt have any.
Thats right. Is that your only injury?
Yes, Im afraid I was bested by a Giant Ant. I can use magic so Ive managed to get by, but I have no savings so I was unable to get it treated.
Giant Ant, huh? It figures.High Heal
High Heal is the spell between Heal and EX Heal. In Eights case he was weakened due to blood loss so I used EX Heal on him, but for simply regrowing missing limbs, this is enough. Not even an excellent healer could cast this many times in a single day, since theyd run out of magic power.
Thank you so much! Umm, will deferred payment really be acceptable? I know you said so, but I was certain I would be forced to pay with my body
Well, since it was that shady-looking adventurers recommendation then its no surprise shed be worried. Now that I get a good look at this woman adventurer, shes got huge tits, and her face isnt bad either. Theres a certain charm to the idea of having her pay with her body the way Ruruka does.
If a basic Heal costs a breast massage, then Im awfully excited to figure out the price for a High Heal but Yuel is right around the corner.
Having her pay with her body, I cant behave like that.
Its fine, Im only doing whats natural.
Yuel looks at me with pure reverence for the treatment I do. I cant destroy her image of me.
Thank you very much. Im so glad to meet such a fine healer! I have no money right now, but Ill definitely pay you back before long!
The female adventurer flashes me a delighted smile. My eyes wander south and spy a curvaceous, truly feminine body line.
Having her pay with her body, I can
Thank you so much!
As she expresses her thanks, her huge breasts shake violently.
There shouldnt be any problem as long as Yuel doesnt find out, right?
No, I cant. I cant. Its our first meeting. Its too premature.
And even if I let her pay with her body, how could I hide it from Yuel?
-Eureka!
Thats right, of course, I could do that instead. I take it back! Please pay with your body after all!!
Ehhhhhh!?