I Returned as an FFF-Class Witch Doctor

Episode 6

“Hmm?”

cooong!

Beginner user < Mat Joking > turned his head at the sudden sound.

It was quite an uproar.

At first glance, it sounds like the sound of a hammer drill on a construction board, or the sound of dozens of people jumping at once.

And the matjoking saw the dust blowing from the other side of the clearing as the commotion grew louder and louder.

“Hee hee hee?!”

Some kind of madman was driving a chicken.

“What a crazy…”

Matjoking opened his mouth as he watched the flock of chickens pass by.

I could see more than thirty of them.

No matter how much whispering island is a beginner’s area, if you ask if you can hunt sheep all at once like that, all 100 of them will say NO.

Furthermore, AC’s physics engine was designed by Hyper AI, Akashic Records, and was implemented closer to reality than reality, so there was a sense of pain when hit by a monster.

In a word, it was painful.

Just like when a person is surrounded by many people, he can’t help but get beat up without coming to his senses.

Even though the number was limited, it was natural for the player’s body to shrink.

-Daecheon blood seas: Who is he?? Are you eager to die?

– Euniku Yang: You’re a tamer.

– Beheading: What kind of tamer is this? Those cubs raise only one strong one.

– Love Clean: Yes, next Aalmos sg

….

The reason why beginners do not hunt sheep is because of that reason.

Especially if it was high-level monsters like hens and roosters.

“cackle!!”

“What’s up?”

Cheek!

Damian quickly turned his head as one of the hens pounced.

There was no time to worry about the chat window.

The main character who drove dozens of chickens.

This deceased person in his 10th year of life was deliberately looking for something that others all say was crazy, and even he could be said to be hunting with his own life.

It was either die or blacked out.

Unlike other users who log out when their HP runs out, it was a dangerous thing for Damian, who could lose his life if he died once the player inside the capsule died.

Not to mention, normal users other than him also had to spend 60 hours to reconnect if they died.

But…

“Eat this!”

“Quack!”

Fuck!

Even in the midst of this, Damian had to multitask to shoot poison needles at the chickens and adjust the distance so that they wouldn’t fall behind.

It was crazy control.

That fleeting moment that would have been difficult to avoid if it were a normal user.

Damian was doing both driving and dealing, while calculating the HP of the chickens in his head so that the items would not drop in the middle.

[Notification: The hen has been < poisoned >!]

[Notification: The hen has been < poisoned >!]

[Notification: The rooster has been < poisoned >!]

[Notification: The hen has been < poisoned >!]

….

[Notice: The hen has been < poisoned > : The rooster was < poisoned >!]

It was only natural that all the chickens were poisoned.

It was a hunting method that only Damian could do.

“Kkokio!!”

“Cluck Cuckoo!!”

When Damian stopped, a group of chickens quickly surrounded him.

It was a dead end.

In a deserted forest far away from the clearing for beginners with all kinds of trees and bushes.

Even though he cut their HP with ridiculous control and the skill < Stealing >, Damian couldn’t help but click his tongue at the hens and roosters that filled his eyes.

[Heen]

A wild chicken that lives on Whisper Island. It is a big miscalculation if you think of ordinary native chickens.

Level: 5

Stamina: 200

Attack Power: 10

Defense Power: 10

[Rooster]

A wild chicken living on Whisper Island. He had a very ferocious personality. Pursues the enemy pursued once to the end.

Level: 7

Stamina: 250

Attack Power: 15

Defense Power: 10

These monsters that Damian had collected weren’t the ones that would be knocked down by just one or two poison darts.

“Did I collect too much?”

“tail?”

As Damian crossed his arms, the rooster tilted his head.

It was absurd.

This vacant lot is surrounded by rock walls 3 to 4 meters in height, and it is impossible to escape unless you have wings.

Moreover, since they were blocking the only exit, it was no exaggeration to say that there was no place Damian could escape from.

It was said that he could not get out alive.

Even though they couldn’t kneel down and beg for such a topic, they calmly crossed their arms against them…

“Kkokkio!!”

“Cluck!”

It could be said that it was very natural for such a group of chickens to churn.

Damian’s appearance was so cheeky that the monsters felt anger even if he didn’t mean it.

“tail-!!”

Doo doo doo!

One of the roosters roared and they rushed in droves.

It seemed like a crashing wave.

The advance of a group of chickens that do not see even the slightest place to run away, and thus create a sense of spookiness in the viewer.

“Kkkko…?!”

Woojijijik!

However, as soon as the flock of chickens rushed in unison, the sound of something breaking resounded, and soon after, the ground in a radius of several meters began to collapse in an instant in front of Damian’s eyes.

“Skewer!!!!!!!”

Kwakwagwagwang!

In other words, Damian risked his life to drive the flock of chickens into this trap from the beginning and lured them to this clearing.

“You guys… Become my EXPERIENCE!!!”

Cheek!

Before long, Damian’s stinger landed on a group of chickens.

* * *

[Notice: Killed Hen!]

[Notice: Killed Hen!]

[Notice: Killed Rooster!]

[Notice: Killed Rooster!]

….

[Notice: Killed Hen !]

“Kuaaaaa!”

Damian roared at the system message that popped up in front of him.

It was a huge amount of experience.

A pit a few meters in diameter and dozens of chickens scattered beneath it.

As soon as they fall into the trap, Damian pours poison darts on them, while he himself was able to knock them down only before he was about to die.

It was a massacre.

“Whoa…”

Damian sat down in the pit.

The chickens were gradually becoming invisible as their HP ran out.

A life-or-death struggle.

Due to his -9999999999 tendency, Damian, who couldn’t share the hunting grounds with other people, spent hours digging traps in order to wipe them out at once.

Still, there were variables.

Of course, some of the roosters, which seemed like they would never be able to climb even if they succeeded in luring them to this place by going over the edge of death, flew up the pit.

It was because they launched a more fierce offensive than expected, such as rushing at him or forming formations (!) to attack him.

“I almost died.”

dump!

So, when Damian dies, he engages in a hand-to-hand fight with a group of roosters.

I had to take careful control of pouring poison needles down the pit to prevent them from coming up again.

Perhaps it was because the luck of the sky was with them.

If he had made even the slightest mistake in his control, it might have been him, not the flock of chickens, that was now down.

[Notification: EXP obtained!]

[Notification: EXP obtained!]

[Notification: EXP obtained!]

[Notification: EXP obtained!]

….

[Notification: Level 9 reached!]

“yes.”

When the message announcing the level up came to mind, the corners of Damian’s mouth drew an arc.

It was on the level of a riot.

Did you say gojingamrae?

Elmoore’s quest leading to the new chick—hen—rooster.

Damian was able to complete most of the tutorial with this one operation, and now only one request from Elmoore was left.

His control skills, which increased day by day, were a bonus.

As a result of using the method of pushing himself to the limit in each battle, Damian succeeded in awakening a new sense that he had never had before.

It could be said that it was an unknown territory that he had not felt even during his ranker days.

‘Are you sure. There is something.’

For example, super senses.

Before he knew it, Damian was far beyond the realm of criminals, including pro gamers.

[Notice: EXP increased by 1!]

“…Eh.”

And a message floated in front of Damian’s eyes.

* * *

[Notification: Killed the hen!]

[Notice: Acquired EXP!]

[Notification: Killed the hen!]

[Notification: Acquired EXP!]

….

[Notification: Acquired EXP !]

“Do you like X feet?”

When the system message came up, the man’s face turned pale.

It was a message that came up like candy.

Beginner’s set covered in chicken hair and items strewn everywhere.

Chickens with poisonous needles were lying in front of him, and as HP ran out, they gradually became invisible.

“Ku-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-!!”

It was the hens he killed.

“Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen… You’ve collected fourteen already?!”

When the chickens died, < Cheolminjang > picked up the item.

It was quite a number.

Fourteen < White Feathers >!

Considering that the time he hunted was less than 10 minutes, Cheolminjang’s speed could be said to be amazing.

[Notice: < White Feather > obtained!]

[Notice: < White Feather > obtained!]

[Notice: < White Feather > obtained!]

….

[Notice: < White Feather > obtained! !]

It was because he wasn’t even level 10 yet.

“Is it true that you eat me? Kuck!!”

“It’s sweet.”

“I admit sucking on honey.”

While Cheolminjang picked up the feathers, laughter came from behind.

They were friends partying with him.

A group of six balls made up of Dong-cheol, Min-yong, Nam-soo, Jin-sang, and Jin-gyo.

They were newbies who had just started AC, but they could be said to be the ones who were thirsty to level up more than anyone else.

“Hey, what are you doing today?”

“What are you doing? I have to go to a capsule room.”

I could tell just from living in a capsule room that followed the PC room.

Even if they weren’t rich enough to buy capsules, they also had the same desire to peak in a virtual reality game they were trying for the first time in their lives.

“Yoshi! It will be worth the experience!”

“Quack.”

As Chulminjang swung his wooden sword, the hen was scattered on the floor.

It was a one-hit kill.

Unbelievably powerful swordsmanship for a beginner with only 7 or 8 levels!

Usually, players of a similar level to Cheolminjang couldn’t kill a hen and a rooster in one blow, as it is now, unless they had a party and poured out attacks all at once.

Considering that users who could do that also needed to be accompanied by a weapon powerful enough to produce more than 5 people alone, it was not a phenomenon that could be easily understood at first glance.

There was no explanation unless it was a bug.

Just one thing.

Unless you’re playing steal.

“Whoop whoop whoop! Isn’t this how you become a ranker soon? There’s nothing special about AC either, fuck it!”

Cheolminjang giggled while beating the hens.

It was so sweet that I had diabetes.

The result of hunting only chickens with poison needles.

Cheolminjang was able to achieve faster growth than anyone else at the same level, and it was possible enough to defeat hens and roosters in one blow like now.

It was the way honey flowed from his nose.

Besides, this place is quite deserted, and hens with stings were busy chasing someone.

So no matter how many people fly and crawl, there is no one who can catch monsters faster than Danggeum Cheolminjang.

It didn’t matter who the owner was.

For Cheolminjang, it was more important how popular the AC rankers in various media were than who was responsible for the poison needle.

It seemed to him that the day when he, like the rankers of AC, would receive hot attention and grab money and fame would be imminent.

“hey. Aren’t we also going to get rich if we do BJ?”

“The streamer is much better. They say that you can earn what you earn in one day for a month.”

“Really?”

“Ah, golden mochi~.”

“Hey, you stone-headed bastard. BJ is a streamery x new cubs. ”

When Dong-cheol and others flirted with him, Cheol-min-jang clicked his tongue.

It just wasn’t at a level I could listen to.

Do these bastards have only stones on their heads?

Looking at his friends, Cheolminjang felt that the sage time was coming, and he began to diligently pick up items because they were going to eat them.

It was embarrassing to go with them.

Of course, it’s true that < O-Tube > and various internet broadcasting platforms are already noisy, but the main character should be you, not them.

Besides, seeing new rookies come out every day, I couldn’t just stay complacent.

Just looking at AC’s official site, it was like that.

Maybe he didn’t know that he could easily earn money and live an easy life without having to go to school.

“hey. Is it delicious?”

“Of course it is delicious. What could be better than this?”

“but. Originally, other people’s rice cake tastes better.”

“That’s right. Originally, other people’s rice cakes taste better…”

Pew!

And Cheolminjang’s body flew in the sky.