Group Pet Eldest Lady, She Just Wants To Be A Salted Fish

Lu Jin really wanted to "die in situ".

With his back to the camera, he slowly twisted his neck, which was as stiff as a robot, and it seemed that he could still hear the crackling of joints in the silence.

Turning around in an infinitely slow and embarrassing state, the audience in the live broadcast room were still immersed in the joy of laughing, and when they came back to their senses, they suddenly found that Lu Jin had turned his back to them at some point.

The audience can't see the side face, only his black office chair and half of the back of his head protruding from the office chair.

At this time, Lu Jin's hand was firmly propped on the computer screen. The bright screen made his fingers slender and strong, and the veins on the back of his hand were slightly visible. With trembling hands, he fumbled from the top of the screen to the bottom black button, dimmed it slightly, and the bright Weibo interface went black for a moment.

After "destroying" the embarrassing evidence, he slowly withdrew his hand, for fear of disturbing the audience in the live broadcast room and letting them see his embarrassment and urgency at the moment.

The more cautious he is, the more he can reflect his embarrassment and death at the moment.

[Lu Jin has successfully completed the three side tasks of "turning his back to the live broadcast room", "turning off the computer", and "withdrawing his hands and pretending nothing happened". Let's see what he will do next]

[Hahaha Lu Jin, give me the hush money, I can pretend I haven't seen all this before]

[Lu Jin, why are you like this, Lu Jin! Aren't you the high IQ boss of a leading IT company? Lu Jin, wake up, don't pretend to be dead (shakes shoulders)

[He has successfully completed the three sub-quests of "turning his back to the studio", "turning off the computer", and "withdrawing his hands and pretending nothing happened". Let's see what he will do next]

The barrage in the live broadcast room covered the entire screen, and the number of people in Lu Jin's live broadcast room could be seen from the surge in barrage.

The live broadcast room was overwhelmed by people who came to watch the jokes from the trending search.

Everyone wanted to see what Lu Jin would do next.

He just made a cosmic joke in front of the camera, what can he do now to make it back?

Millions of netizens guarded the live broadcast room, quietly waiting for Lu Jin's next move.

In the mysterious atmosphere and the quiet waiting, Lu Jin withdrew his hand and secretly moved under the office chair.

The audience watched helplessly as the small half of the head that was higher than the office chair slowly disappeared from the field of vision, and then was completely blocked by the office chair. The room remained silent for a while.

[? ? ? ? This is how you handle it? You want to laugh me to death]

[Hahaha I laughed until my face cramped, the overlord's ability to deal with crises is not good enough]

[At this moment, Lu Jin may secretly take out his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast room. When he sees your ridicule, he screams in his heart, "You guys are enough, enough is enough!"]

【Lu Jin is planning to sit here for a day and consume us to death, waiting for us to leave hahahaha】

[The Sand Sculpture Master is always chasing stars online, inexplicably funny and cute]

[I found out the reason why Lu Jin was on the variety show. I can go to variety shows with my idols, this star chaser is really admiring]

…

Lu Jin's act of chasing stars caused an uproar on the entire Internet.

A long time ago, Chubby Cat and his only brother, Gu Zexi's Weibo account "Xiaoxishui" also called Ruan You a fan of the three big bosses.

Fans in the entertainment industry are all proud of Ruan You's fans all over the world.

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People in the entertainment industry conquered the rich!

They have a kind of joy of "my family has a girl who has just grown up", and they will amaze the world once they go out.

Now, seeing Lu Jin in Ruan You's Chaohua, in order to compete so hard for the "No. 1 True Love Male Fan", he wrote a long essay on Chaohua. While everyone laughed at Lu Jin as a funny guy, they were also shocked that Ruan You really had a wealthy family. pink.

Still at the level of a top heir!

have to say…

Good people are good and focused in whatever they do.

Others have fun chasing stars, Lu Jin chasing stars directly became a super-word encyclopedia, mixed into the core layer, and reached the pinnacle of life in the star-chasing world.

Mr. Ba is really strict with himself (bushi

#罗尤秘密粉丝star is actually Lu Jin# Under the entry, there are many people discussing it.

Ruan You returned to the wealthy family for two or three months, and not only became the favorite of the group standing at the top of the pyramid of the wealthy circle, but also succeeded in becoming a fan of Lu Jin, which made him unable to help but secretly build a trumpet in Chaohua.

Soon, Ruan You Chaohua fans said:

[star participated in the number one signing competition a long time ago, and his opponent was the only brother! 】

[I'm really laughing to death, their overlords usually don't sleep at night, are they all so free?]

Someone soon summed up everything that Lu Jin had worked hard for when chasing star Ruan You.

[@头脸狗狗: Ruan You’s core fan is here~ I entered the pit earlier than star, and star has been obsessed with collecting Ruan You’s posters, magazines, and all available materials, banners, etc. for a while. The point is, everyone doesn't know that star is very rich, and he even bargains when he buys movie posters from me! Bargain! I thought it was a younger brother who didn’t make any money, so I sold it to him cheaply]

The user @狂脸狗狗 not only recalled the embarrassing incident of "bargaining" when star was chasing stars, but also showed what star did for Ruan You.

[? ? ? Lu Jin, why are you so picky! 】

[Pass it on, Lu Jin chasing stars for nothing! 】

【Lu Jin, your situation is too small this time, so take a long-term view. You see Ruan Chenchen is so eye-catching, and he was praised by Ruan You as "my brother is the best in the world"]

It didn't take a moment for the Sherlock Holmes-like netizens to reveal what Lu Jin had done before, and then matched with the process of his falling off the horse, the whole network burst into laughter.

I heard that Lu Jin maintained a waiting tactic of "the enemy doesn't move, I don't move" in the live broadcast room. She has been sitting quietly in front of the office chair with her back to the audience. She didn't know what she was thinking. The noisy audience rushed over immediately, wanting to see How long can Lu Jin stay frozen here?

[Twenty minutes, Lu Jin, move a little bit, move a bit! 】

[I laughed to death, can someone rescue Lu Jin and take him out of this sea of ​​misery, I don't want to see him enduring the torture of time here (I want to see his expression sorry now)

At this moment, Lu Jin's back was facing the live broadcast room, and the mobile phone was placed on the right side of the desk. He no longer had the face to reach for it, so he could only sit here quietly, and when he sat there until late, no one would sneak out.

There are cameras throughout the villa, and the position with the back to the office chair is safer.

Now, this ordinary office chair is his most solid armor and barrier!

In just twenty minutes, Lu Jin has been comforting himself.

"Death of the whole network society" is scary and embarrassing, but what does it matter.

Gu Fuchen has accepted his dual identity of "Sand sculpture Ruan Chenchen and the only brother" in front of the whole network. His performance in Chaohua must be better than Gu Fuchen who only knows how to throw money.

He conquered the entire Chaohua fans with his strength!

Embarrassed what?

No! Embarrassed! embarrassed!

Lu Jin's morale rose instantly, but even so, he still didn't have the courage to stand up.

Isn't it more embarrassing to sit here for so long and get up suddenly...

Lu Jin fell into a strange whirlpool of embarrassment.

At that time, Ruan You had been waiting for Lu Jin's reply.

After waiting for a while, she turned on Lu Jin's live broadcast room, but there was no one in the camera.

There was only a completely black office chair, the computer was turned off, and the whole scene revealed a strange bleakness.

Ruan You frowned.

This person won't hide somewhere and cry, will he?

She opened the barrage in the live broadcast room, wanting to see if the netizens who watched all this could know some news about Lu Jin.

The moment I saw the barrage clearly—

Ruan You took a deep look at the chair in front of her.

It's been a long time here...

Ruan You wanted to laugh a little.

She knew that Lu Jin was a fanatic, but she didn't expect that he also had a trumpet in her chat.

He also participated in the sign-in competition with Gu Fuchen.

It's outrageous.

Ruan You was funny, but also looked meaningfully at the office chair in the live broadcast.

He is her fan after all, so he can't be allowed to stay like this, can he?

It's time to help.

Ruan You walked out of the room, just in time to run into Lu Xuan who was bored out for a stroll.

"Yoyo sister, where are you going?"

Ruan You said complicatedly: "Will you comfort your brother?"

Lu Xuan was his own younger sister. In this desperate situation, family members were much more useful than her.

Lu Xuan was suspicious: "What's wrong with him?"

Ruan You wanted to tell Lu Xuan what happened on Weibo just now, but if she doesn't say it now, everyone will know when they are together. Before he could speak, Fu Jiazhan and Qi Nuo came up from downstairs, and Qi Nuo said in a daze, "I just saw Weibo."

The doubts on Lu Xuan's face deepened: "What Weibo?"

Ruan You told Lu Xuan exactly what happened just now.

After listening, Lu Xuan was silent for two seconds, and the corners of her lips were tightly pursed for the third second, trying to hold back her smile.

"He's so stupid."

"Is Lu Jin desperate? Where is the tablet? I want to see what he is doing in the live broadcast room."

Ruan You: ...

It would be nice if you could hold back your laughter, but you don't have to be so excited.

【Sure enough, they are brothers and sisters who fell in love and killed each other】

[Little princess, Ruan You told you that she wanted you to comfort Lu Jin, not laughing at her! 】

Qi Nuo stood aside in amazement.

For the first time, he knew that his boss, Ruan You, had such a powerful male fan.

Amazing…

What a powerful personality charm it is to make the heir of the Dinghao family like her sister fall in love with her.

For a moment, her eyes were full of respect.

[Brother Poof, what expression do you have! 】

Ruan You frowned: ...

Kind of weird.

Lu Xuan smiled back, and after laughing, she still remembered that he and Lu Jin were brothers and sisters.

Put away your smile, go to Lu Jin's room with Ruan You, Fu Jiazhan, Qi Nuo, and Jiang Huai who just left the room to comfort him.

At the same time, Gu Fuchen and Qi Zhiyan were also present. After hearing about this from Qi Nuona, the two bosses showed a strange look on their faces.

Gu Fuchen:?

Compete with him for the title of No. 1 male fan on Weibo?

Ah.

He deserved to be ashamed.

Qi Zhiyan was completely incomprehensible.

How could Lu Jin not even know where the camera is?

A group of people walked to the door of Lu Jin's room in a mighty manner. After being signaled by everyone, Lu Xuan put away her smile and knocked on the door seriously three times.

"Brother, can I come in?"

Not surprisingly, Lu Jin, who was hiding in a chair and shut herself up, didn't answer.

Lu Xuan knocked twice again: "Brother, I'm coming in."

She gently opened the door.

Lu Jin huddled on the chair with a sad face, looked at them weakly, wanted to speak but pretended to be dead, and endured for a long time without opening his mouth.

He really wants the audience in the live broadcast room not to see his existence, and not speaking is the best state.

It's best to forget that he exists.

"Brother, shall we go out and chat?" Lu Xuan said tentatively.

Lu Jin, who was curled up on the office chair, refused to communicate with them.

Lu Xuan: "You really don't think about leaving this sad place? Especially when the forgotten camera behind you is still on."

Lu Jin: ...

One sentence easily brought back Lu Jin's embarrassing memory just now.

[Hahaha little princess, if you can talk, talk more]

[I can imagine how embarrassed he is now without looking at Lu Jin's face]

Fu Jiazhan chuckled: "Go to the lobby on the first floor to chat."

Lu Xuan nodded again and again: "Brother, don't be embarrassed. Ruan Chenchen is not embarrassed, why are you embarrassed?"

Gu Fu Chen, who was originally staying out of the matter, raised his eyes:?

Lu Jin regained her confidence because of this sentence.

Under the encouraging eyes of everyone, he quickly got up and left the study in a hurry.

in the living room.

Lu Jin sat on the far left side of the sofa, and Ruan You and other people who comforted him also sat on the sofa, and everyone looked at him together.

Qi Zhiyan spoke first.

"You don't know there is surveillance over there?"

Lu Xuan nodded heavily, and muttered: "Brother, is your memory fading now? Why don't you even know that there is a camera in the room."

Lu Jin turned her head to look at her sister with a look of surprise.

"Didn't you miss this?"

Lu Xuan:?

When a cauldron fell from the sky, Lu Xuan was very unhappy, so she went upstairs angrily and took out the small notebook with the camera in the room, and went downstairs aggressively at the pace of Long Aotian who did not recognize her relatives.

"I recorded all the shots in the notebook, Yoyo told me, there will be no mistakes!"

Lu Jin didn't want to talk to her idiot sister.

Lu Xuan checked the notebook and recounted everything Ruan You said about where there was a camera, and even added the places on the stairs on the first floor that people rarely go to.

Ruan You looked up suspiciously, feeling something was wrong.

"Brother's room has a scene, on the sofa..." Lu Xuan said, her voice weakened.

She realized that the scene of Lu Jin's embarrassing death seemed to be next to the bookcase.

Lu Xuan pursed her lips, obediently bowed her head and waited for criticism.

Yuanyuan's eyes moved around, and she whispered, "Brother, I know I was wrong, you won't be angry with me."

Jiang Huai held back his laughter.

When everyone was asking about the incident and comforting Lu Jin, Jiang Huai logged into Weibo, which he hadn’t read for a long time, directly searched for Lu Jin and clicked into his entry. I watched the funny video a dozen times.

"This incident tells us that the consequences of catching fish at work are very serious." Jiang Huai turned on the reverse mocking mode, "So, work hard at work, just like me, even if you don't know where the camera in the room is, you don't know where the camera is. There will be such humiliating moments.”

Lu Jin was so angry that she wanted to hit him with a pillow.

Jiang Huai still laughed mercilessly: "Lu Jin, work is sacred, and the price of fishing is dismal."

Lu Jin immediately covered his mouth with a pillow, "Jiang Xiaohuai, shut up. Retribution will fall on you sooner or later."

Jiang Huai spread his hands and looked disdainful.

die laughing.

He has to rely on his own efforts to clarify the rumors, and there will be any retribution.

Ruan You was still recalling what Lu Xuan said.

The first floor... has a camera?

Amid their fuss, Director Mu sent over the next task card.

Everyone motioned for Ruan You to pick it up.

Ruan You was stunned, she didn't think about opening it yet, a sentence from Lu Xuan echoed in her mind - "There is a shot on the stairs on the first floor."

She promises that she never said such a thing!

Seeing that she did not respond for a long time, Gu Fuchen said softly, "Ruan Ruan?"

Ruan You suddenly recovered.

Jiang Huai and Lu Jin, who were "fighting to the death", also calmed down, and looked at Ruan You following everyone's gaze.

"What happened?" Fu Jiazhan frowned.

Ruan You scratched her head and asked tentatively, "There is a camera on the first floor? What about the second floor?"

Except for the scene in Lu Jin's room that was ignored by Lu Xuan, she on the second floor didn't mention it either.

Jiang Huai smiled and said, "There are no cameras on the second floor."

This is their private base, he was very impressed.

Ruan You's facial features were wrinkled together, and she couldn't believe the answer she heard.

After a while, Ruan You's soft and soft voice sounded in the living room, but when it reached the ears of everyone present, it was extremely loud.

"But, I remember there is one on the second floor."