Goddess Wives x Eternal Dungeon

Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Same Old Home, Changed Me

Thanks to appeasing the vomit goddess formerly known as Eternia, I finally found the method of returning home.

Who would have thought it was just the other portal? Haha! I am not stupid... I blame the fairy for not explaining things better!

"Eternia, can I use the inventory system and other things in reality?"

[You cannot use the items inside, but by using the dedicated Eternia app, you can exchange your coins for money whenever you want!]

"Are you some kind of sales rep rather than a goddess?"

"Is that why you let me bully you?"

[I am a real goddess!]

"Fallen*"

[!!!]

Suddenly the little flying rat began hitting my cheek, but her little fly punches were like soft cotton swabs stroking me despite her determined face—no, they were healing me with each punch!

I didn't mind after remembering the shit I put this thing through just because of my denial.

"Does it feel good when I touch you?" I asked, tilting my head.

The moment our eyes matched, her face seemed weird—well, at least she stopped hitting me.

"Little fly, are you a pervert?"

Since she didn't answer me, I did the most logical action anyone would take in this situation so—I began to tease her little ass.

I am not wrong, right?

[!!!]

See, look at her face. All red, and her little crotch is getting...

[Mmm... little thug bastard!]

Oh? Major Tom? You died in the war. What...

"I shouldn't molest the goddess. Otherwise, tragedy will befall me?"

Somehow Major Tom seemed to be against me doing this, but the fairy needed to be taught not to imitate a goddess, even getting the same plastic surgery to copy her statue.

[I will kill...]

"Look how violent she is... killing and beating each time her dirty mouth opens..."

[What's dirty!?]

The fairy moved close to me, puckered her little pink lips and blew on my face. Well, what do you know? Her breath smelt nice.

Maybe she was chewing gum or something a moment ago.

Since I returned from meeting Major Tom, we both stood just away from the portals as I contemplated what to do.

"Are you still mad?"

[Hmph!]

Since she was still pouting, I decided to take things further—I mean, I've made her eat vomit, groped her body and even flicked her into the mud.. so?

[Mmmmph!?]

"Nnnn?"

Her lips are soft, sticky like marshmallows and taste like candyfloss.

For a moment, it felt like all three distant old people vanished in a veil of darkness... Grandpa and Grandma, even Major Tom, vanished...

I was left in only the cold wastelands without light or the sun...

Suddenly there was a presence that seemed to cause my body to kneel. Even the bones in my body started to grind together and become dust.

The presence didn't speak it just watched me quietly.

"Were my lips that delicious? Little boy~." A sexy voice, like those naughty 18+ adverts that advertise Hot Milfs In Your Area!

Her voice caused my entire body to tremble, almost melting my brain with each word's sheer allure and charm.

I couldn't lie!

My face couldn't even look at her as my muscles began to cramp, the terrible pain causing my legs to convulse. It was agony...

Have you ever had a cramp in your inner thigh... or calf? Yet you try to straighten your leg, and it grows worse, so you flail like a fish and make noises like a dying frog?

...

It was like that but with all the muscles in my body...

"Oh my~ it seems my presence is crushing your mind, body and soul~ forgive me, tehe~!"

Snap!

Her fingers merely snapped as the long echo caused the very world to shudder. Is this even the world?

Maybe I have a brain tumour, and the dungeon was me dying from a seizure on my dirty bed with no mattress?

"Why~ do you keep thinking such retar- adorable things, fufu~ little Rai."

This woman is pure evil!

Ah... But the pain is gone, so shouldn't I be happy? Well... Handsome guy, where are you? Your brother needs a helping hand!

Yandere women are not fine! I want out of this Harem novel!

"Oh? Was this a harem novel? Aren't you just going to marry the goddess and be bound to her in a pure and loving relationship for all eternity?"

...

...

What is this crazy woman?

If I am handsome and rich...

Why would I choose one woman?

Hahahahahahaha!

Snap!

"Gyaaaaaaaaah!?"

Once again, the muscles and bones in my body began to rot, crumble and cramp. Even my heart started to skip beats, causing my neck to feel slight pain.

Ah~ I don't even eat enough bad food to get heart disease! I am not like that Serpent Fighter! Please...

Let me be the one that explodes into a plant mutant and fades to black!

I felt her judging gaze and a strange sensation began to slide along my skin. Was it a blade? Poisoned cloth!?

"Idiot... it's my fingertip... what blade... or poison..."

Dear Handsome Guy, I know you are reading this; please accept your brother Ugly Bastard's last will.

I am currently being crushed into space dust by either the goddess of the world or a figment of my imagination!

She wishes to know the answers to her question, but if I answer, I am dead for sure! So I will write them to you since the Handsome guy can beat the goddess.

Sincerely Rai!

"What are you doing... Let's go home..."

The voice of the huge goddess seemed kind and gentle, but the pain throughout my enter body told me that this was a trick!

I wasn't safe yet...

[Rai... your head...]

"Are you alright, fufu~ I will help you get better!"

Now two voices were sounding...

I loved the taste, feel and scent of your lips and breath!

If the fairy were human-sized, I would make her my girlfriend forever!

Ah... but this is still a harem, so let's pray for the generous fairy to accept concubines!

Before I could keep speaking, I heard the huge goddess that was bigger than that omega prime robot from the comic books chuckle before a soft breeze blew past my hair.

"I see... take good care of her then; you already touched her body and kissed her. She might be naive, but she won't betray you."

"Ah~ if you want, big sister can enter your harem.. but you might need to learn a technique to become a giant..."

"Maybe let your mother get crushed under a house and have your dad drug you with a weird mixture?"

When her last words ended, I felt like the world started to spin faster than a certain wolf spinning top that was popular as a kid.

-

I opened my sore eyes, blinking several times to see the dirty ceiling with the same old damp spots and horrid black stains from where the roof had flooded during the heavy typhoon three years ago...

"Ugh..."

How long had it been since I saw this comforting ceiling? My strange dream was fun, and the idea of having money to help my mother was great...

Yet...

I am not like that; it seemed like watching a strange alternate version of myself making weird references and jokes...

My eyes looked to the right and realised it was the same old room, dirty clothes, mouldy walls and a strange onahole in the shape of a fairy on the shelf...

Ah, is that where the dream came from? No wonder I kept abusing her with obscene touches.

"It's almost time for work..."

The time on the alarm clock said that it was my time to enter society and be treated like crap—maybe today I'll forget an extra shot of caramel syrup, or the milk will be skimmed instead of full cream...

"Haa... Where is my phone?"

Reaching around, I found it under a crusty sock... Mmm... it's probably the only sock that's clean enough to wear...

It always feels like some strange creatures will steal my socks, whether I put them away safely or keep them in the open...

A mystery...

Like this in the cold, dark room... I got ready for my 4 am shift at work.

Sadly after this, I will face the angry morning workers needing their fix of caffeine or bagels...

Mother... Your son is tired of this life, but no one will listen to my complaints unless I pay them $200 an hour.

Somehow a soft voice saying, "I will always listen to you, Rai," came from my room, but it seemed to be my mistake because that kind and gentle fairy I abused would never exist in reality...

Or it would be some scam to get me even deeper into debt.

"Let's go... might as well check myself in the mirror and brush my teeth."

Well, nothing will have changed...

At least in my dream, there was a random guy to cheer me up.

Are you there?

They were somewhere watching and supporting me in secret.

Thank you, handsome guy.

To be honest... just the thought that someone, somewhere, might be watching or offering even the slightest support.

That's enough for me.

Click!

My hand turned the nob and entered the bathroom as I walked to the sink to wash my face...

This was the moment I realised...

I was in the same old house.

The same unfair world.

But the face is looking back at me...

Was the Changed me...

The handsome guy.

[Idiot... How could I let you go when you've completely sealed our fates?]

[The kiss of a goddess is far more important than groping her tits!]

A more mature voice of the fairy sounded as my phone began to vibrate wildly.

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