Farming Happiness: Husband, Come and Plough the Fields

"a ha ha ha!"

Li Short Legs spent the New Year in Kyoto last year, and he is familiar with the customs of Kyoto, so he planned a route. After the krathongs were released, a group of people just passed through the bustling market and went to the lower reaches of the river to watch the excitement. There are lanterns over there, and there are many men who are getting married. Some girls put water lanterns, longing for a tall and handsome man to pick them up, and they will become friends from then on.

Just a bunch of marriages.

For this reason, they will observe quietly, and once they find that the other party is carrying their own, if they like someone, they will immediately go forward to strike up a conversation.

Therefore, in this way, there are not a few successful marriages every year, such as the fate guided by the gods.

Last year, Li Short Legs ran downstream to pick up a water lantern, but the one who found it was a little lady who weighed about three hundred catties, which surprised him.

The other party took the little maid and shyly said that he did not dislike him and was willing to marry him as his wife.

Li Short Legs was so moved that tears streamed down his face, but there was one person who didn't dislike him! However, considering the opponent's tonnage, he flinched.

Li Short Legs thought at the time, this young lady is from a wealthy family, maybe she is a big rice householder, otherwise she would not be able to grow to this size if she lacks clothing and food.

Parents must dote on their daughter, and if they marry her in the future, dowry is essential.

Unfortunately, he looked at his legs and finally refused firmly!

Life is nothing more than smiling at others and making others smile.

Li Short Legs has attracted a lot of jokes. This year, he is planning to go, just to laugh at others and entertain himself with that mentality of revenge.

He thought, I am married, and a man with a wife, what are you afraid of?

At this moment, before reading other people's jokes, I read the host's jokes first.

He swears that he really doesn't want to laugh out loud, he is already controlled enough, but seeing other people struggling to hold back their laughter, blushing even with patience, and looking constipated, he is presumptuous.

There's no way, he, Li Kuangleg, is such an upright person!

Li Haitang glared at his housekeeper, and didn't bother to talk to him. First, he remembered Li Kuangleg's behavior of mocking her, and then transferred it to the small notebook so that he could settle the score later.

"Doubao, tell mother, what do you mean by nine more daughters-in-law?"

Li Haitang narrowed his eyes, and glanced at the savage husband with a fake smile. It seems that she is not here at the moment, and there is something wrong.

"My lady, Dou Bao is not even two years old, what do you know?"

Xiao Lingchuan's heart tightened, and he whitewashed the peace. Conscience of heaven and earth, he did not teach these words to his son, and he has no second thoughts about his wife.

Marrying ten daughters-in-law, Xiao Baozi can figure it out, this behavior and thinking are wrong, and must be reversed since childhood.

"yes?"

A thought flashed across Li Haitang's eyes, and everyone said that children's words are free, and the younger the child, the less likely to lie.

"Doubao, why did Dad find nine more wives?"

There is only one daughter-in-law, and the rest are concubines who are not on the stage, house maids and the like. However, the bean bun is too small, and it is not clear what these concepts represent.

"Father and mother, stay together."

Dou Bao was still skipping words, but he was able to express his thoughts clearly. He bit into a dried dragon fruit, blinked his round eyes like black grapes, and finally said, "It's not fun."

It's unimaginable how boring it is to be together all day, Doubao can only play with Tangbao for a few days, if he meets other playmates, he wants to find someone else.

Li Haitang covered his face, you brat!

"Lady, my son has already said so, and you know that it's not about your husband."

Xiao Lingchuan was serious, deeply felt that he should educate Dou Bao well, and arrange more homework for martial arts in the future, so that he would have no time to find playmates.

A child who can't speak clearly can't let him affect the deep relationship between the couple.

He can be sure that this baby will not follow him, he is not a person who loves the new and dislikes the old.

But if you don’t follow him, who should you follow?

Xiao Lingchuan set his sights on his wife, which meant a lot.

"Gee, I'm a victim, what does that have to do with me?"

Li Haitang almost jumped. After she became pregnant, she was always having an abortion. Doubao also liked to run and jump, and usually followed the maids and women. She turned her attention to Nanny Yu.

Mammy Yu is suffering. The gods fight, and the little devil suffers. At her age, she can't say something. It's not her.

There are only two people in the family who are the most unscrupulous, if it's not Wu Fu, it's Li Guanshi!

"Ma'am, I've been running around with you. It's Guanshi Li, who likes to tease the young master Doubao."

Wufu gloated when he saw Li Kuangleg, so he quickly poured some sewage on it to see him smirk!

One question, he went around and went back to Li Short Legs. This time, his wife Chunmei didn't help him, but just stood where she was, quietly watching the joke.

Li Duanji really wanted to wipe away his tears. If he had such promise, he wouldn't be in his twenties and still be a bachelor, and he would have to plan for a long time to marry a loving wife.

"Madam, it's getting late, why don't we go around the front?"

Wait for a while, there is a lion dancer on the street, and the crowd has to follow behind. It is messy and easy to get lost.

"Row."

Li Haitang hugged his son and began to teach, "Your father, you can only have one daughter-in-law, because, in this way, your younger brother or younger sister are all born from your mother's womb, so they are closest to you."

She has always regarded feelings as important, and she couldn't accept Daqi's polygamy, and there were groups of concubines in the backyard.

Her own thinking was like this, but she didn't intend to impose it on her son, but she had set up the idea of ​​finding ten daughters-in-law since she was a child, which was too that.

After educating Xiao Baozi, Li Haitang didn't care if Dou Bao could understand or not, took a deep breath and recovered his mood, and the group continued to visit the lively market.

The Chinese New Year is festive, today the yamen does not collect taxes, and the small vendors are next to each other. Festive sachets and purses are more popular. All of them are bright red, which adds joy to this year.

"Five Blessings, after eating, the Five Blessings will come!"

The stall owner was brushing oil on the mould, putting a moon cake-like model in it, and after a while, one came out with the word "Fu" printed on it, golden and yellow.

"Ma'am, haha, I must buy a few more pieces of this Wufubing!"

With a smile on his face, Wu Fu gave the stall owner money, wrapped in oiled paper, and wrapped a dozen yuan.

Take a look at the Wufu biscuits, walnut kernels, almond kernels, peanut kernels, melon seeds and sesame seeds, which are similar to the traditional old-fashioned five-nut mooncakes.

"not bad."

Li Haitang took a sip, it was slightly sweet and greasy, she didn't like it very much. My savage husband is not interested in sweets, and he doesn't like street stalls, so he can go out for a stroll, it's purely for his own sake, Li Haitang stuffed his son's bean buns for him, and walked forward with everyone.