Chapter 92: No Onion Dies in Vain.
Chapter 92
Shen Yue thought that the place to copy books would be in a dark little black room. After all, when prisoners were forced to copy rules in prison, it was a room with nothing in it. But she didn't expect Big Brother to let them copy in the yard.
Maybe there was no little black room at home.
Shen Yue was thinking when she suddenly realized a problem. If she had to copy too, how tiring it would be! But she couldn't not copy either.
So the only way left was to find a way to get Shen Wu to copy for her.
Shen Wu must be able to imitate her handwriting, it was just whether he was willing to or not.
When Shen Yue was forced, she could do anything, including math problems and calculating Shen Wu.
...
Shen Yichen prepared pens and paper for the two of them, only to find that the 500 plus rules to be copied had been left in the safe without being taken out, so he could only go to the study to get them.
However, even though Shen Wu's knife had been confiscated, Shen Wu had a lot of dangerous actions. Shen Yichen thought about it and still didn't feel assured. Before leaving, he put Shen Yue in the farthest east of the yard, and put Shen Wu in the farthest west of the yard, and told them to stand still in the original place of the yard and wait for him.
After the exhortation, Shen Yichen went to the study to get the rule book that had been used for a long time.
The book that wrote more than 500 things that could not be done.
As for why this book was placed in a safe, of course Shen Yichen thought it was worth it.
In his opinion, each of these 500 things was Shen Wu's time.
If one day in the future Shen Wu could become normal, then this thing... would become evidence of his ability to teach his younger brother!
When Shen Yichen went to get something, Shen Yue had already ran from one end of the yard to the other at an extremely fast speed.
If Shen Yichen had been here, he would definitely have been surprised. Shen Yue's speed was so fast. Shen Yue was not a sloth!
However, Shen Yichen was not here, so Shen Yue successfully approached Shen Wu and took out the candy from her bag.
Shen Wu took a look at the candy in Shen Yue's hand and then moved his eyes away.
Just a candy, he didn't care for it at all! He sneered at it! He looked at it coldly! He treated it as junk!
"This is the candy given by Fourth Brother. Do you want it?"
Upon hearing this, Shen Wu took the candy from Shen Yue's hand very quickly. Two pieces, all of them, without leaving any for Shen Yue. But he was also very sensible and said directly, "Condition."
Shen Yue also answered very quickly, "Help me copy."
"That's not enough."
"I'll teach you how to make Fourth Brother not afraid of you."
Shen Wu was immediately stabbed in the heart. Without hesitation for too long, he agreed.
"Deal."
Shen Yue calculated the time Shen Yichen would come back and the time she needed to run back in her heart, and the time she needed to calm her breathing, and finally got the answer.
"43 seconds, can you learn my handwriting?"
Shen Wu glanced at Shen Yue. His eyes seemed to say, who are you underestimating?
"Don't waste words, just gesture with your hand, I can remember it."
This was true. Most of Shen Wu's memory was converted into image memory. He made the key points concrete and could analyze them again based on the image when needed.
As long as he remembered Shen Yue's writing habits and strokes, it was easy to imitate the handwriting.
This was exactly what Shen Yue was waiting for. She directly stretched out her finger and gestured in the air. Shen Wu did not ask too much of her either. He just stared at her fingers and carefully remembered every stroke.
Shen Yue felt the time was almost up, so she turned around and ran, giving Shen Wu no chance to react.
And just after Shen Yue ran back to the other corner of the yard, it didn't take long for Shen Yichen to return to the yard as well.
Seeing Shen Yichen's figure appear, and thinking of the time Shen Yue left, Shen Wu was lost in thought.
In the end, Shen Yichen still let Shen Wu and Shen Yue huddle together to write, after all there was only one book of rules.
The two of them were in the yard, reading aloud and writing in the book.
"1. Do not bring animal carcasses to school.
2. Do not research classmates.
3. Do not get violent with female classmates, left bracket, male classmates either, right bracket."
"You don't need to read the brackets out loud." Shen Yichen reminded speechlessly.
Shen Yue oh-ed and continued reading, "4. Do not take things from the laboratory to do experiments outside the laboratory.
5. Do not participate in a love triangle or become a party to a love triangle..."
When Shen Yue read this, she suddenly became interested, so she asked, "What is a love triangle? I want to hear it."
Everyone is equal before gossip.
I, Shen Yue, will listen to gossip with my real name.
Shen Yichen said, "Don't ask, keep reading..."
But before he could finish, Shen Wu had already answered, "In the past, three female classmates took the initiative to propose to be my experimental subjects. I did not refuse them, and later they all thought they were my girlfriends."
Shen Yue grabbed the point again, "Three, then it should be a love square, right? Big brother, can I revise it?"
Shen Yichen thought about it and said calmly and accurately, "Revise it to polyamorous relationship."
So the 5th rule changed.
As Shen Yue revised, she marveled at Shen Wu, "Big Brother must have beaten you."
Shen Wu, "Yeah."
"Where did he hit you?"
"Buttocks."
"The buttocks are thick, not easy to hurt. Big brother must have been distressed about you."
"Yeah."
Shen Yichen: "......Keep reading."
"6. Cannot feed medicine to others without permission... What medicine? Is it delicious?"
"Medicine that can make you smarter."
"Then give me one."
"There isn't any."
Shen Yue chattered on endlessly. She didn't actually want to write. Finally, when she read the 20th rule, do not stuff money into classmates' mouths, Shen Yichen covered her mouth.
"Shen Yue, stop reading, you write."
Shen Yue pouted and argued reasonably, "I can't write with you watching me."
"I didn't ask you to write, I asked you to copy."
"It's the same..." Seeing that Shen Yichen was not leaving and she would be forced to copy the book, Shen Yue suddenly had an inspiration and remembered her previous training.
She couldn't betray herself for the onions she had eaten before.
So Shen Yue used dinner as the center and copying books as the radius to draw a circle, successfully outlining her miserable future, and then, cried.
The kind that controlled her snot.
"Big brother... don't watch me write..." What a pitiful little gesture.
If you didn't know, you'd think Shen Yichen had done some heinous thing.
Shen Yichen: ...