Chapter 27 27: These Girls Are Too Strong! Nerf Them!
[AN: A few gaming terms that some people didn't know. Main Tank - The tank that normally takes the bosses aggro and fights them. Off Tank - A tank that fights against the extra mobs that would normally spawn or surround the boss, to avoid the Main Tank dying.]
[Adds - Monsters that don't deal major damage but usually come in groups along with a boss.]
"It looks like our party is melee heavy. However, thanks to my ranged spells, we should be alright."
Zell examined their status panels. Three cute 3D girls blushed and pushed his face away. He had never seen this before. Because nobody joined parties with tamers, because of their horrible attributes.
"Don't watch me so intensely. How embarrassing! My armour squashes my boobs like a slut!"
—|Anya: 'Why does he have pets, despite being a Magic Knight? Should I ask him? Maybe it's him…'
He watched Anya's cute little character blush and twiddle her fingers after pulling her plated chest plate. His eyes glanced over at Tessa, wielded a long two-handed sword. Unlike him, she used an extremely fine sword.
—|Zell: 'My party is so awesome, big tits, chunky butts and bad ass bitches!'
"Rika, can you serve as our main tank and soak the strongest enemies' blows? Tessa, you handle the adds alright? I look forward to watching you dodging them with grace and beauty."
"Mmm, always Zell!"
"Heh! You just want to watch my ass sway, right? Typical man!"
—|Tessa: 'Don't worry, I'll shake my ass for your pleasure! That damn Anya can't dance, so let me show off my skills! Sorry dad, your sword techniques will seduce a man!'
Anya stuttered a little. "What about me?" She said with a cute voice.
Zell walked forward, his steps quiet in the soft mud, standing beside her and grasping her soft, meaty arms. He pulled her to his side, prodding her little nose with his left index finger as it squished like a cute little piglet.
"You stay with me. I will protect your front. You watch my back and toss that holy spell when we need to heal Rika and Tessa, okay?" He spoke with a soft voice. His body leaned close to her ears and gave a whisper only she could hear. "I want to know more about my dwarven princess."
—|Anya: 'Kyaaa! Handsome man is seducing me! Mother, sorry, tonight your daughter will become a harlot! Hunky men banzai! Big cocks Banzai!'
Anya's face was the complete opposite as she looked down, blushing as her lips formed a pout, her eyes narrowed into delighted crescents. She gripped his hand, causing his bones to creak, her 19 points of strength testing his defence attribute.
—|Tessa: 'What!? How can that midget defeat my charm… Damn it! Just wait, Anya, you are ten years too soon to fight with me for a hot guy! No… Calm down Tessa, he's just a guy with nice food and an awesome house and high tech VR units! I don't like him…I don't…'
Tessa shook her head and walked close to Rika, wanting to plan for battles. Since they met, the two got along well. She noticed her name was like Zell's and assumed they were family or something. "Hey Rika, are you ready to fight? It's so exciting to be with everyone! Not needing to worry about Anya's safety is relaxing!"
Rika turned. Her face seemed fierce, but her thick lips curved into a gentle smile. She knew her master was lonely in the past life. No matter how much he loved them all, his fellow humans died out, which left deep scars on him. Since he allowed them into his home, this meant these girls would be friends in the future.
—|Rika: 'These girls will probably become master's women too. I should make them feel welcome and happy. Anya is cute, like Michi. Tessa is a bit like the annoying badger who acts proud but loved master most, hiding in his coat to keep him warm during those icy nights.'
"Me too. I am happy that you partied with Zell. He is quite the loner and because of his handsome looks, most guys would probably hate being his friend, right?"
"Haha! Yeah, having their girlfriends think about Zell while they make love would be really sad. I am glad you are here. Just a powerful guy like him with two cute girls is a little scary. What was he like in the past?"
—|Tessa: 'I bet he was a naughty guy, pulling on girls' skirts, kissing them and then her friends the next day!'
They both walked towards the Bloodpine forest, crushing the soft grass and flowers under foot. , Rika stretching her hands ready for combat. Despite speaking so much with Tessa, her eyes and senses spread out for danger, just like her beloved master, she also used 100% synchronised sensations.
"I can understand! Mas… Zell always does his best, so his body always surpassed other's from his efforts. But he used that body of his to protect me from dangers even when I should protect him as the older one…"
Several metres behind, Anya skipped along with her arms wrapped around Zell's elbow. Her huge hammer resting in a little belt on her back. She chirped in his ear, which reminded Zell of the past and the girl who played enchantress. No matter where they were, she would tweet like a bird in his ears all raid.
—|Zell: 'It must be her, right? This endless chirping about nothing! I need to know after this session. If it's her… That guy is dead. It doesn't matter if he is innocent right now. I am a petty, vengeful prick.'
He allowed her small but heavy frame to lean against him, his eyes watching the area, hoping for no other parties to be here. They recommended level three to five for this forest. So he doubted people would be here.
Immediately after, they entered the forest. All sounds of birds and the wind stopped. Replaced with a gloomy and unsettling feeling. The game rarely used background music. Rather, choosing immersive sounds from the area to build tense excitement that suited the area. A bleak desert would make you feel lethargic and hopeless, cities filled with countless voices and laughter.
Bloodpine forest? Filled with gloomy deep howls of wind, the cracking of branches and twigs randomly. Followed by various animal noises, then periods of pure silence. If you hit a tree, it wouldn't make any sound. Like a weird ghost realm.
— "Sacred Bolto!"
Anya suddenly pointed forward, shouting out. She liked eastern culture saying the spell strangely. As a brilliant radiance shot from her hand into the distant forest. Moments after, it blasted towards the target like a missile. A blinding light shone through the forest before he noticed the combat log and saw Rike and Tessa split up.
"It's time to have some fun, my cute little enchantress!"
"Un! Tamer-kun!"
— Sacred Bolt Anya
Squall Bats A-F took 11 Damage!
HP: 20/20 —> HP: 9/20
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It seemed like the bats were stunned by the bright light and burning holy damage. They were lucky to be living, as her attack dealt double to undead monsters. Rika and Tessa moved faster than the bats as they both glowed, one with red flames, the other blurred with a blue watery mist.
— Beat Rush!
— "Chop them down! Blade Beam!"
An ocean blue light covered her massive sword. Suddenly, shooting out, as Tessa slashed down from overhead. Her face was emotionless, with a faint smile as she watched the water blade tear two bats in half. Before the bats could float away, a blazing phantom flashed beside them, her fists raining down like a flurry of small meteorites as the booming sounded from 10 metres away as Zell watched the strange sense of teamwork of these girls.
—|Zell: 'It seems these girls like to call out their skills because of anime and other influences. Let's try to get them to stop… It can be deadly if a demon knows which element you specialise in. As they can use all of them.'
Zell felt a little embarrassed. These girls just smashed the creatures in a few seconds, leaving him standing alone. He swore to show his good sides before the end. Now wishing for a blood bear to appear. He noticed the loot goblin Anya shot forward and dismantled the bats.
—|Zell: 'Let's teach them to do it manually for the future. These girls need to learn those skills.'
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— Blade Beam (Water) Tessa
Squall Bats E-F took 37 Damage and Died!
— Beat Rush Rika Delacroix
Squall Bat A-D took 50 Damage and Died!
Killed Squall Bat A-F gained 60 Exp / 60 Free Exp
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— Class: Magic Knight: Level 3: 60/300
— Sub Class: Lady Killer: Level 2: 44/300
— Free Experience Pool: 90/1,000
——| System Warning!|——
— Second class only grants +1 to all attributes!
——| Zell Level Up! |——
HP: 32/32 —> HP:34/34
MP: 20/20 —> MP: 21/21
STR: 18 —> 19
MAG: 16 —> 17
VIT: 16 —> 17
SPR: 16 —> 17
Attack: 36 —> 38
Magic Attack: 32 —> 34
Defence: 32 —> 34
Magic Defence: 32 —> 34
Mana Regen (Per Minute) : 17