Canon Fodder

CHAPTER 352 TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

I came to in a large home. Not just any home, but one of the most lavish I had seen. I was on a huge 12 foot wide mattress. The padding underneath me made it feel like I was floating on a cloud. It was somehow so fluffy that I could feel my body relax beyond belief by simply laying on it. A slight twist caused my back to crack a dozen times up my spine. Another twist the opposite way caused another dozen cracks like I had never felt before.

A huge wave of euphoria moved through me as I studied the rest of the room. Gold framed paintings with Jackson Pollock reminiscent drip work lined 3 of the 4 walls. The last wall was a window that looked out onto a balcony. The ceiling was a good 15 feet above me and covered in a crystal clear mirror. I studied my face in the mirror. 

I was Weston Walker. 25 years old I was one of the few children in my neighborhood. Born with a silver spoon in my mouth I had everything I would ever need. The year was 3001. War and starvation was a thing of the past in the world. After long centuries Artificial Intelligence was mastered and most everyone was able to live a serene life. I lived on my own. I didn’t have a job, because I didn’t need one. Everything was supplied to everyone free of charge, and life was perfect. I got the notification soon after my memories settled. 

“Of course,” I said. There would be drama here, I could tell. 

Letting out a sigh I reluctantly got off of the bed. As soon as I did, the door opened to reveal a busty blonde. She was shorter than me, about 5 foot 6 inches. Wearing a skimpy set of white lace lingerie her makeup was done up immaculately. Thick red lips, wide cheeks, blonde hair curly and bouncing with each step, her rack was the same. DD chest that practically spilled out of the night gown her silver eyes flashed at me. 

“Weston,” she said in a breathy whisper. “Did you want breakfast?” In her hands was a tray with bacon and eggs ready to eat. My eyes were drawn to her rack though. I wasn’t too interested in the food. 

“Uh, sure,” I said while studying her. “Thanks, Jill. I think I might take it on the balcony.” Moving to the large window/wall the sliding glass door opened for me as I approached. Looking out onto the city the future was far better than I expected. Impossibly tall buildings all around, the air was crystal clear. The sky was blue, sun was out, and personal aircars flew this way and that, following floating road lines below. 

I sat on one of the loungers outside. Enjoying the view as Jill set the tray next to me. Taking a sip of the coffee it was perfect. A rich vanilla flavor wafting off of it I let out a sigh of relief as I drank it down. 

Jill didn’t hesitate to sit on her knees in front of me. Pulling my pants down I felt a little awkward, but old me in the world was used to this treatment. The blonde shoved my dick in her mouth and began to blow me as I ate my breakfast.

It was sad to say that it was the best blowjob of my life. My dick was the normal 7 inches. Her thick lips wrapped around my dick and moved slowly down until she was at the base. Sipping my coffee I rested my hand on her head as her mouth began to vibrate. 

Jill was a robot. As all servants were. Custom-made for me, I had picked her out of a line-up years ago. She had the body of an 18 year old. Perfect in every way. Taking care of all my needs sexually and otherwise, she was programmed to enjoy serving me, or at least programmed to pretend to enjoy it. 

Normally I might have been hesitant to receive such treatment, but the Weston of this world only knew this type of life. No real goals or aspirations he spent his days lazing around the house, working out to stay fit, and fucking robots to sate his lust. 

As I started on the bacon Jill began to raise up and down again. Her wet mouth taking me easily she didn’t stop for breath. Her vibrating tongue felt heavenly as my entire body relaxed. Simply letting it happen as she showed her years of practice. Her tongue shot out of her mouth and began curling around my balls. Humming as she vibrated I grunted as I came in her throat. 

Practically sucking the life out of me as the vacuum or whatever turned on in her esophagus. I shivered as she kept going and it wasn’t long until I was hard again. 

I was a little surprised that I was still hard. I let her continue. As the Doppel of Weston, I was starting to think I might have taken a lot of his lust. No chakra in my body I wasn’t sure why but I was hornier than I remembered being without the Chikyugi. I hadn’t been very desperate for sex in the Second Life Ranker body until I woke the Chikyugi, but something surely happened to me to make me ready so quickly for another blowjob. 

Jill’s mouth became immensely hot, making me bring myself out of my thoughts. Then ice cold, then hot again as the vibration got stronger. Her tongue and lower jaw twisting side to side she raised up and down and as her mouth became ice cold. I released in her mouth again. Thick shots of cum shot into her as her constrictive maw became hotter, causing me to jerk up and hold her head down. 

With a final groan I released her. The robot woman’s face lifted off of my crotch. Silver eyes focusing on me as she asked, “Would you care for a massage?” 

I numbly nodded my head, more relaxed than I thought possible. Getting off of the chair she grabbed the tray of food and we walked into the rest of the condo. The large kitchen on one side there was a massage table on the wall that detached and began to float with the press of a button. 

My mind relaxed. I laid on the table and the busty blonde rubbed lotion on her hands as my other robot appeared. Her name was Jackie. Red hair, braided in pigtails she walked over wearing just an apron. Her chest larger than Jill’s she joined Jill in the massage without a word. 

One moved to my feet rubbing lotion into them and kneading knots I didn’t know were there. Jackie moved to my shoulders, rubbing them hard as I groaned under the attention. Almost falling asleep I jerked a little as a section of the table slid away, allowing my dick to be released and point towards the floor. 

It wasn’t long until I felt another mouth wrapping around my stiffening member. One girl rubbing my lower back and the other expertly deepthroated me. My eyes closed as I let out content sighs and groans as they continued on wordlessly. A tongue snaking out to cup my balls I guessed it was Jackie. The redhead’s tongue kept going, running along my balls as her mouth vibrated on my dick. Then it sashayed side to side as it ran along my balls, moving back into her mouth. 

It wasn’t long until I was cumming again. My hips jerked down as I unloaded in the robot. A part of me wished Hancock had been there. She probably would have enjoyed the world. Her own long tongued robot to go down on her. But it was nice to get a break from her too. Only worried about myself I could relax and take who I wanted. 

As I finished cumming, Jackie continued to suck on my dick under the floating table. Jill began cracking my back. Somehow finding even more spots as she made me pop like a glowstick. When she was done she tapped me and I flipped over, my rock hard dick extricating from Jackie’s mouth with a pop. 

“Your levels of testosterone, glutamate, phenethylamine, and serotonin are much higher than they were yesterday, Weston,” Jackie said as she got up. Jill moved to my head and began rubbing my temples. 

In a relaxed daze I asked, “What does that mean?” 

The redhead laughed, giddy for some reason. “Your libido has taken a huge jump. The pheromones your body are releasing tell us when you are ready for service. As you know you could only handle a maximum of 3 orgasms in a day, but you have been awake an hour and have already cum 3 times.” 

“Oh,” I said. “So I’m hornier?” I asked, remembering that she wasn’t wrong. Whatever had changed in me recently was making me ready to go at a moment’s notice. 

“In layman’s terms,” Jill said, her hands doing circular motions around my temples. Jackie didn’t say anything more and got on the floating table. Beginning to suck my dick again I groaned. Uncaring about what was going on as I found true bliss. 

Jill’s breasts in my face. I watched the blonde as she grabbed my head and twisted it, allowing another cascade of cracks to happen. Moving the other way I only felt hornier as Jackie continued to service me. Far too relaxed to care about anything, I let it all happen. 

A wet mouth on my dick, long tongue playing with my balls, hands all over my body. This was what heaven should be like. A true utopia where I had no responsibilities or worries. I had found my final vacation spot. 

As I unloaded in Jackie’s mouth again she continued to suck and I stayed hard. But I was only human. I fell asleep with her sucking me off and Jill continuing to rub me down. 

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I woke up on my couch. Jerking upright I sat up in a rush. One of the robots had carried me to the couch that was as comfortable as my bed. My head had been laying on Jackie’s creamy thighs and Jill had been rubbing my feet while I slept. 

“Good evening, Weston,” they said as one. 

“It appears you would like to continue the servicing,” Jill whispered looking down to my groin. With a thought I relaxed my erection. I had learned to do quite a lot with my dick. Shifting my mind to end my erection was simple enough. 

“Thanks, but not right now,” I said reluctantly. I was afraid I would keep going and fall asleep again. “I’m going to go out.”

“Out? Why would you do that?” Jill asked, her hands digging in deeper. 

“Just to get some exercise.”

“We can set up the gym if you-”

“Nope, I’m going outside,” I said. The Utopia World notification had warned nothing was perfect. So much controlled by AI, and my old self not leaving the apartment had me worried that there was more going on in the world. I hadn’t been to any worlds  yet that didn’t have some drama. 

“We can go with you,” Jill said, perking up. 

“No, thank you. I’ll just be out for a bit,” I assured. Getting up I dressed in the futuristic and comfortable clothes. Heading outside I skipped my own aircar and headed down to the street. Walking from my apartment building on foot I regretted not staying in the apartment. 

Though I was receiving better blowjobs than I thought possible, my true goal had been to practice my Nen when coming to the world. I had to get away from the robots or I wouldn’t say no to more servicing. My dick hard just thinking about it I forced it away and headed to a small park. 

A few people were outside. There wasn't an overly huge amount for the big city. Most everyone had large apartments like I had. The entire world industrialized there was no lack of space as people lived carefree. A large park set up close by I headed to it. Sitting on a lone boulder there was no one at the park during the dusk hours.

I began to meditate as I sat on the hard rock on the top of a hill.

Nen was my lifeforce, and currently it was my strongest otherworldly power. I did not have my Conqueror’s Haki, but everyone had Spiritual Energy, even this body. I could still use my Observation Haki to sense other energy around me, and focus my own into Armament Haki. I was adept and competent with Haki. It was time to go back to the basics with my Nen. 

I had learned Nen in Hunter x Hunter World a long time ago, but I had opted to use chakra, and Haki more. Where Haki was the spiritual energy or soul of my body and every living thing. Nen was the lifeforce. The accumulation of the life and power of every cell in my body, granting me life. Through water divination I was able to learn that I was of the Enhancement variety of Nen. 

Enhancement was the ability to use aura to strengthen the abilities of an object or someone’s body. I had focused on using it to increase my physical attack power. Coating my hand in my lifeforce to make it stronger. Many Nen users did this of course, but as Enhancement, mine was especially attuned to just that. 

I had played with it over the years, but never focused on my Enhancement. After receiving an Upgrade I was able to increase the proficiency of my Emission of my Nen, allowing me to push my lifeforce out more easily, and had been using it like Ki from DBZ. It was time to rethink my attacks though. 

I was handicapped, my nen limited, and I wanted to use this opportunity to figure out the most basic of ways to use my nen. Efficiency was key. Back in DBZ world I had wished to make all the energies of my body as efficient as possible, it was time to bring the true power out. Learn what it took to use Nen like a master in Hunter x Hunter. 

In the manga 2 of the strongest Nen users had been Enhancement. One was Uvogin. A beast of a man, he had been part of the Phantom Troupe. Basically world class thieves where each of them could kill armies of normal people. Uvogin had been Enhancement and used his Nen to strengthen himself, allowing his body to become as strong as steel. He could tear through tanks like they were made of nothing. 

The other strongest Enhancement user I could remember was the leader of the Hunter Association, Netero. An old man, he was known as the most powerful Nen user in the world. I had met him during the hunter exam, but hadn’t known Nen well enough to ask him about the process. I decided I would head back there once I had the Manga Hall open again. I knew he was strong though, so I had to get that strong. 

In the manga, Gon Freecs, the main protagonist, had been an Enhancement Nen user as well. He had gone through a long training arc that I knew every step of, or at least most. 

First was focusing Nen into certain parts of the body. The eyes were the most important. Moving Nen to focus on the eyes you could see other Nen and lifeforce. Other methods were coating your body, fists, or feet in Nen, strengthening you. And one of the most important was pushing your nen into tools. 

Gon and Killua had spent weeks training their Nen. The first part was training the focusing of Nen to parts of the body. With a thought I released my nen, moving it to my eyes, hands, then feet. It was a slow process that took focus. I would have to work on that more to make it instantaneous.

The next thing the duo did during the training arc was digging miles through solid rock. Eventually using Nen in shovels and pickaxes to tear through rock like butter. I would have to find a spot to do just that. 

The last step I could remember was training by fighting one another. Since I planned to go to Marvel next I would have to awaken Nen in someone and train with them. That would be tricky to find someone I wanted by my side though. A training partner would have to go to the backburner for now. Letting out a sigh I stood up, ready to begin pushing Nen in places. As I thought about where a more secluded spot to train was, my eye was caught by an aircar flying through the air. It was on fire. 

The red ball of flame streaking behind the car. It was heading right for me. Unsure why such a thing was happening the car should have stopped automatically but it had apparently lost it’s engines. That was when I got the notification. 

Cursing, I guessed that the car had the damsel. Charging my body with Nen I began to force myself to get angry. It was easy knowing that the world had put me in the path of some quest that would probably ruin my perfect life. 

Charging my hands and feet with nen, and pushing Armament Haki to my chest I moved myself in the path of the car. It hit me hard, my feet sliding across the earth as I absorbed the small car’s momentum. With a groan and yell I pushed it back though, and let it drop. My limit already reached. I breathed in and out heavily as the car rested on the ground. The windshield blackened by smoke from the inside I moved to the door. Breaking the windshield I found a driver inside. Reaching inside I undid the seatbelt and pulled my wife out of the car.

“Hancock?” I asked. But the dark haired beauty was dead. Panic hitting me I laid her down and began to use CPR. Pressing down on her chest I breathed in and out into her lungs. Long seconds it took until her Spiritual Energy pulsed and she coughed up a thick black phlegm stuck in her throat. 

Turning to the side she coughed up more as I hit her back. I frowned, unsure what the chances were that I would already find my wife’s version in the world. Or that I would have to give her CPR in another first meeting. When she stopped struggling for breath she passed out again. 

Getting up I looked into her car but the flame had mostly destroyed everything. Picking her up in a princess carry I took us back to my apartment. There was something very odd about the situation. There should have been dozens of robot officers on the scene, but there was nothing. 

No one bothering us I carried her into the apartment. Jill and Jackie somewhere else I took Hancock into my room. Wiping some of the smoke dust from her body I had to admit it was surreal seeing her so quickly. I guessed when the worlds updated we had been tied together somehow. 

“Where am I?” She said weakly as I continued to dab at her face. She began to have another coughing fit. 

“My apartment,” I said. “You were in an accident.”

She gasped, trying to sit up as she struggled for breath but I pushed her back down easily. Her hand moving to her chest she felt a necklace resting between her cleavage and let out a sigh. 

“Thank god,” she said, relaxing as she found the necklace. She was quiet for a moment, looking around the room until she settled her eyes on me. Trying to get up she stopped as she winced. “I-I need your help.” 

“Okay,” I said. “With what?”

She hesitated, holding onto the locket around her neck. Biting her lip I could feel the fear coming off of her Energy. “I need to get this to-” She stopped as Jackie and Jill walked into the room. Her fear peaked. I wasn’t sure what was going on but my robot’s normally silver eyes were now red. 

Jackie’s mouth opened letting out a screech as she stared at Hancock. Jill moved for Hancock. Knife in hand the robot tried to stab her but I charged my hand with Nen. Smacking the robots hand it burst outward, shattering into a million pieces. Jill didn’t seem to notice or care as her other hand reached out to stab her. I didn’t hesitate to punch her face, making it shatter as well. 

My pleasure robot was thrown back and Jackie went for Hancock. Pushing my lifeforce out in a wave it knocked her back into the wall and I was on her as well. Punching her through the head the chip that ran her was destroyed.

Letting out an angry sigh that my fun was already over I turned back to Hancock. “Explain quickly.”

“How did you do that?” She asked, her eyes wide. 

“Explain your situation first. I need to know if more robots are going to come after you.” 

“Uh yes,” she said. “Solidyne, the people that make the majority of robots. Their CEO, he killed someone and has been planning a-” She stopped talking as an aircar began hovering outside my window. A bright spotlight shining in through the window, Hancock stiffened. I rolled my eyes. 

“World Escape,” I said. It all went black. 

Back in the red room I let out an annoyed sigh. “Well that was fun. At least I got a Weakness Eliminator out of it.” Looking around the room I decided I would go back when I was a little stronger. My pleasure robots were built for just that, pleasure. Mostly polymers and very little metal they were easy to buy and break. If Hancock was on the run from the people that built the robots we would have war robots after us. Impossibly strong machines that wouldn’t break so easily. I would come back when I was a little more confident in my nen or had some super powers. 

Looking around the room I hadn’t exactly finished what I started with my nen. I decided to keep my vacation-er training session going. Other Weston was probably having a fun time, so I might as well continue my own work. Walking into the next door I stepped in, happy as can be. Those were some damn good blowjobs. I doubted I had ever been so relaxed, but it would be fun to have an actual girl next.