Chapter 137: You are a fake priest
Chapter 137: You are a fake priest
As the three women spoke, they saw Lillian pushing Robb over. They were so surprised that they rubbed their eyes in disbelief.
Robb waved to them, "Hello, comrades."
He thought he would get a "Hello Father" back, but the three women froze and said angrily, "why are there fakes pretending to be Father? Our beloved Father won't go shopping."
Huh? Im real, Robb said.
"That's a lie!" Three middle-aged women stooped to pick up stones by the side of the road, threw them at Robb, and shouted, "somebody! Some illusionists, such as Father and Lillian, have come out to deceive people. "
What? What bastard dares to pretend to be Father! A nearby house opened the door, and a hunter rushed out with a bow.
"Ill hack him to death." Another blacksmith jumped out of the other room with a hammer in his hand.
Robb hurriedly said to them, "hold on, everyone. I'm your real Father."
Lillian also said, "it's true!"
Liar. The stones of the three women were thrown head-on at Robb, the hunter's arrow flew over, and the blacksmith's sledgehammer attacked.
And then
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Everyone's attack failed.
The women, the hunter, and the blacksmith froze and, at the same time, breathed a sigh of relief, "it's true."
The group of people all knelt down, "Father, were sorry. We didn't mean to attack you. We just wanted to attack impostors."
Lillian said angrily, "are you kidding me? Do you come over and beat up your master to determine whether he is real or fake?"
The women, the hunter, and the blacksmith said together, "If there is no war and no merchants and you see Father walking out shopping, wouldn't you think he was a fake?"
Lillian thought carefully, "err That thats true, too.
Everyone said, "And if hes the real Father, you wont have to be afraid of hitting him anyway since you cant hit. If its a fake, he deserves the pain.
Lillian thought carefully, "you have a good point."
Robb: "..."
So, the way to determine whether I am real or fake is to beat me up.
Forget it. The townspeople are also kind-hearted. Robb waved and said, "get up. I don't blame you. In fact, I very much agree with your firm fight against fakes and hope you continue to do so in the future. Once someone is suspected of impersonating me, you have to rush bravely to fight. You can't let the young people pretend to be me to get free food and drinks."
Praise Father! The townspeople saluted and went back to do their own things.
Lillian continued to push Robb around the town, but someone would jump out every few steps, thinking he was a fake. Robb could not count how many times he had been attacked. He couldnt help but sigh, "should we take care of law and order in Westwind Town?"
"It doesn't seem to be necessary," Lillian said. "law and order are very good as long as master doesn't go out."
Robb: ""
As soon as the two talked about this, they heard another townsman shout, "Where did this fake come from? Children, bite him!"
A townsman rushed over with a flock of geese!
Robb saw this and thought, [Damn! Even animals are being used?]
Wait, geese?
He glanced at his wheelchair. He suddenly felt like Zhuge Liang. He looked at the geese rushing over and could not help but be overjoyed. Well done. Hahaha, come over.
Ten minutes later, several plucked geese stood by pitifully.
With a newly made goose feather fan in her hand, Robb pretended to fan the wind and said with a smile, "Ha-haha, Lillian, push the prime minister home."
"Master, what does prime minister mean?"
"It means I'm handsome."
"Oh, I see. The master really looks like a prime minister."
"Why does that sound strange?"
After a turn of laughter, Lillian pushed Robb back to the chapel, and as soon as he arrived, he heard a cheer at the construction site next door where the chapel of darkness was being built.
Robb turned to see that the townspeople were helping to build it. They seemed very happy, jumping and throwing their hats into the sky as if they had picked up the money.
Robb couldn't help saying, "Hey, what are you so happy about?"
The townspeople looked back and said with a smile, "Father, the necromancer has given us some working money. They gave each of us ten more silver coins."
"Huh?" Robb asked, Where did he get the money?
The 32 people who fled to Westwind Town were very poor. Only by selling their horses did they manage to raise a lot of money to build the chapel. They could not even afford clothes for the two little nuns, so how could they have the money to give them to the townspeople?
However, as soon as Robb asked this question, he understood.
The townspeople scattered, and two people with big beards were in the center, which was her Majesty's merchants, Gugu and Jiji. Last time, one of them wore black silk stockings, and the other wore white silk stockings. As soon as they appeared before, they blinded Robb's eyes, so he remained blindfolded all the time.
But this time, they came in November, and the weather was cold, so the two guys couldn't run around in their stockings and shorts. They put on decent trousers, so even if they wore stockings, he wouldnt see them. He could finally breathe a sigh of relief.
When they saw Robb, they saluted quickly, "Good day, Mr. Robb!"
Robb smiled and said, "Yo, did you give financial aid to number 8?" (The necromancer in Westwind Town is number 8)
The two men said, "Yes, her Majesty knew a few days ago that he was chased into Westwind Town by the guerrillas and specially ordered us to bring a batch of materials to him so that he could carry forward the construction of the Chapel of Darkness in Westwind Town."
Robb asked with interest, "does the Queen know that I dont allow number 8 to leave the town?"
The two nodded, "Yes!"
Robb, So she's not going to take people out?
The merchants said with a smile, "it is a great joy for us to come into Westwind Town to spread the teachings of the God of Darkness. What reason could there be to withdraw people? The people of Westwind Town need the help of the God of Darkness. May the grace of the God of Darkness spread all over every inch of the world. "
Robb smiled. He thought that putting their people under house arrest would cause the queen to send people to take them, but he did not expect that the queen was really a calm fellow. Instead, she took the opportunity to let the Church of Darkness infiltrate Westwind Town, but that was exactly what Robb expected.
After all, Westwind Town is surrounded by people of the Church of Darkness. If this is not settled, increasing the town's population will be difficult.
Robb smiled, "her Majesty is quite a visionary."
The two merchants laughed and said, "of course! The royal heir can't be compared with Mondra's crooked ways of running a country. "
Robb shrugged, "Why do you always step on each other after self-praise?"